Violence and Pro Guide

Chapter 132 Extra Story. Jack

Different people really have different opinions about the matter of giving birth to a child. Some people are desperate, while others are calm. Sometimes even if it is the same person, the situation between the last time and the next time is very different.

From Russell's experience, it all depends on RP.

"Oh my God! I'm late, and you are... so thrilling!" The imperial doctor was shaking and wiping his sweat with his sleeves. It wasn't that he had Parkinson's disease, but that he was tired from running too fast—— 10 minutes ago When I received the notice that my first mate was about to give birth, I was so scared that I ran all the way before I even had time to change my clothes, and almost ran out of my lungs.As a result, I didn't expect to be late, and as soon as I entered the door, I saw Russell sitting on the recliner with his egg in his arms, with his eyes closed and his face calmly dozing off.

It's amazing, this is probably the fastest production in the history of the bat rainbow dragon family, right?The imperial doctor wiped his sweat while thinking, from the beginning of labor pains to the birth of the newborn baby, it took only 10 minutes, and the delivery man didn't even have time to enter the delivery room, so His Royal Highness could not wait to come out by himself.

"How do you feel? Do you feel anything unusual?" The imperial doctor's panting calmed down, and he looked at Russell in fear. The latter was sweating more than him, and his white shirt was soaked and turned translucent. The color sticks to the body, and you can see the delicate pectoral muscles and slightly convex lower abdomen.

As a father who has given birth to 33—no, now it is 34—children, Russell is actually quite numb to the matter of laying eggs, so he didn't even open his eyes, and only moved his lips: "Take it easy, give birth It went well, and I feel okay."

"Oh, that's good, that's good." The imperial doctor heaved a sigh of relief, and hastily and carefully took the egg in his hand. The little prince was warm and hard, and it was obvious that his congenital development was extremely good, no wonder the birth was so smooth .

This is a study room, and the incubator has to be taken from the delivery room. The imperial doctor can only use a few pieces of thick gauze to make a nest, put His Royal Highness on the desk, and said to Russell: "I have to send you to the delivery room for surgery. A thorough cleaning and inspection, but your current situation is not suitable for walking, it is best to lie flat to avoid injury, I will go to get the cart, please wait a moment."

Even a 10-minute childbirth is a huge physical exertion. Russell paled and nodded slightly: "Go, I can still hold on."

The imperial doctor ran away all the way, and Russell took a deep breath, opened his eyes, and looked at the hot young son on the desk.This product is bright royal blue, and it is very impressive in size. If it hadn't been confirmed for a long time that it was a single egg and a single yolk, it would probably be regarded as a double yolk egg.

Speaking of which, this kid is really lucky. After giving birth to 33 children, Russell originally wanted to be sterilized directly, but the Senate refused to allow it. In the end, he had to settle for the next best thing and commissioned the Royal Academy of Sciences to develop a special method for He and Sauter's contraceptive pills, the two of them took it together, just to be safe.

However, even this contraceptive pill with a legendary failure rate of only 20 in [-] still failed to stop this tenacious little guy from coming to the world. After less than [-] years of stopping, Russell became pregnant again.The moment he confirmed the result of the test, he couldn't help but wonder deeply, if this thing hatches out, will it hold contraceptive pills instead of fate stones in its wings?

But maybe because he knows his identity as an "unplanned product", this kid is very self-aware. Since he was pregnant, he has been very trouble-free. After the period of pregnancy and vomiting, Russell has no feeling at all. He should eat whatever he should eat and play whatever he should play.No, it's even more trouble-free when it's time to give birth. You don't even need a midwife, and you can come out by yourself in 10 minutes. At that time, his father was still practicing calligraphy in the study.

"What a worry-free baby." Russell shook his head and sighed. On a whim, he picked up the writing brush on the desk, dipped it in the ink of "Yidege" from the earth, and wrote a flying dragon on the eggshell of his son Lan Yingying. The word "囧".

This child's fate is too embarrassing, so he must be careful not to show up like this. He is worthy of the nickname I gave him - "囧囧".

A month later.

"囧!" the sixth prince, Luo Xiaole, pointed at the newly hatched younger brother, and shouted, "Dad! It's not good! The younger brother has a freak mark, and there is a word '囧' on his belly!"

"What?" Russell asked blackly, carefully picking up his youngest son from the blasted debris of the incubator.The sapphire blue little fat chicken looked at him seriously, opened his mouth, and let out a cold voice: "Chirp~"

"Really, it's obvious, just now he was hit by the air wave, and I really saw a large character on his body!" Luo Xiaole yelled, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.Russell vaguely felt that something was going to be a disaster, and with a glimmer of hope, he lifted his son a little higher, looked carefully at his fat belly to the light, and then he was completely Spartan - there was a three-centimeter square on this guy's belly The word "囧", that color, that font, that flamboyant vigor, is exactly the same as what he wrote on the eggshell a month ago!

no?Didn't the doctor notice the words on it when he was put in the incubator?Didn't you wash him?Russell was a little anxious, and rubbed his shirt cuff lightly twice, but it didn't come off, embarrassing or embarrassing, it was dark and bright, as if it was printed on it, but the little prince seemed to be rubbed on itchy flesh, and made a slight protest sound : "Jijiu~"

Although he has done a lot of unreliable things since he was a child, it was the first time that he was so unreliable. Russell, one head and two older, quickly asked Luo Xiaole to prepare something for the younger brother to take a bath, and then put the younger son in the bathtub As soon as it was released, various bath liquids, shampoos, detergents, and detergents were put on in turn, rubbing and rubbing to wash his son's belly.

After half an hour, Russell was completely desperate——Since when did Yidege's ink penetrate so well?It can't be wiped off no matter what!What should I do now?Will this embarrassing word stay on his son for the rest of his life?

Russell really wanted to cry without tears. Although the character "囧" is only a little bit big now, the child will grow. When he grows into a bat rainbow dragon with a width of more than 20 meters, won't the character "囧" be five meters square?In the future, the prince will go to the sky, and the common people will see a big "囧" when they look up. How decent is this!

The big mistake had already been made, and it was too late to regret it. Russell made another futile effort, then fished out the softened little son from the bathtub, wiped it clean and put it on his head, and went to apologize to her husband.

The newborn's energy was low, and after taking such a long bath, he fell asleep before seeing his father.Russell found Sauter, checked himself with a face of remorse, said that he was wrong, and asked for whipping.

Sauter held his son who looked like a chubby pig in his palm, looking at the square "囧" on his belly, he was speechless.This was something Russell did wrong, but as a senior wife slave, it was simply impossible for him to open his mouth to accuse his wife. After struggling for a long time, he touched Russell's head: "It's okay, maybe the color will fade after exposure to the sun If it is lost, the child will still grow, and when he reaches adulthood, the resolution of such a small character will be much lower when enlarged to three to five meters, and it may not be obvious from a distance."

Such an analysis made some sense. Russell's sense of guilt eased a little, but he still felt deeply sorry for his poor little fat chicken, and said sincerely: "I was too careless, and I will make it up to him in the future." He reached for his son, "He's sleepy, I'll take him to sleep first."

"Wait!" Suote suddenly remembered something, his face became tense, and he gently lifted the little wings that his son was holding tightly with two fingers.Russell brushed away his fingers silently: "Don't look for it, there is no contraceptive pill, it's the fate stone, I have already received it in the cabinet, and put it together with his brothers'."

Sort let out a long sigh of relief: "That's good..."

It's strange to say that the children of Baijia used to be extroverted when they were young. They were more lively than calm, but they changed their sex when they came to the youngest son. The iceberg temperament shown in the movie, not naughty at all, sleeps after eating, eats after waking up, because the age difference with my brothers is too big, I don’t like to play with them, I just play building block puzzles by myself when I’m bored , often can't say a whole sentence all day.

This situation is too abnormal, sometimes the nanny is afraid that he will make her feel wronged, and specially reads all kinds of funny stories to him.At such a time, Prince Jiong will show a super high HHP that is completely inappropriate for his age. Everyone who read it laughed and laughed. He still sat there with a calm face, and his black eyes showed "stupid At most, when the nanny laughs in embarrassment, she makes a far-fetched "chirp~", which means that I am happy, and you and other mortals can kneel down.

In the blink of an eye, a month passed, and everyone finally ushered in the day when Prince Jiong transformed. Early in the morning, the nanny came out of the nursery with a chubby little boy in his arms, and handed him over to the long-awaited first... In the hands of a friend: "Congratulations sir, the little prince has transformed. You can see how energetic he looks. The thick eyebrows and big eyes seem to be printed out of the same mold as you."

Russell looked at the chubby little boy in his arms, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he didn't know who this child looked like, but he had a healthy wheat-colored skin, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and his facial features were not fake, the problem That's... what kind of expression is this?

Prince 囧囧 looked at his father expressionlessly, and the little fat man was playing with the little fur ball on his one-piece romper. He didn't look like the kid who transformed the first day, as if he was born like this , That's called a calm.

The father and son looked at each other for a long time, Jiongjiu didn't move at all, and Russell was defeated instead. This child is too calm, neither coquettish nor noisy, people don't know how to love him at all.

Suddenly thought of an important matter, Russell quickly opened his romper a little, probed in, and sighed——the word "囧" is still there, but it has become bigger, from the previous five centimeters to the current fifteen centimeters Centimeters are written on the son's belly.Fortunately, Sauter guessed right. As the handwriting got bigger, the color seemed to be a little lighter. In addition, Jiongjiu's skin was originally dark, so she didn't look as eye-catching as when she was born.

Jiongjiong seemed to have just noticed a pattern on his belly, and Wannian Bingshan's face suddenly showed a surprised expression, Xiaopang touched his soft little belly, babbling: "Flower! Fang's flower! Beauty reverse!"

It is very rare to say only six words like this. The nanny was inexplicably surprised, and Russell was also very happy. Yo, no one else."

"囧囧." The little prince understood, pointed his fat little finger at his belly, and said happily, "囧囧 is beautiful!"

Russell laughed a little guilty, but since his son doesn't have any opinions, and he likes this "birthmark", so let's do it, maybe he's used to it because of embarrassment: "Okay, don't be smug, put on your clothes quickly Well, my belly will stink if it gets cold."

囧囧 reluctantly took the chubby hand out of his clothes, and for the first time showed a friendly look towards his father, wrapping his small arms like lotus root knots affectionately around his neck: "Hello, Dad! Chirp~"

Russell smiled stiffly, and carried his son to the nursery: "He seems to be hungry, drooling, give him a bottle, I'll feed him."

The nanny followed behind him with a distorted expression. Don't be too happy, sir. When you grow up, His Royal Highness knows what you have done to him. Look at his deep and unpredictable character. What kind of famine is there?

No matter what kind of famine there is, it will be a matter of the future. At this moment, the ignorant prince is happily lying on his father's shoulder and pointing his fingers, and his chaotic little mind vaguely feels that he is very happy.