The milk fierce apprentice is too good at teasing

Chapter 81

The storyteller on the stage narrated the unspeakable anecdotes about Li Jun and Long Nu with both voice and emotion.Talking about how the dragon girl fell into trouble, and how Li Jun rescued each other with righteousness, is nothing more than a cliché hero saving the beauty.

Yuxuan himself didn't know about these things, and the rumors he made up were even more outrageous than the rumors in Heaven.

Taking a sneak peek at Yunhua, she saw that she was looking at the storyteller with her head propped up. When she heard about Li Jun, she turned around and looked at Yuxuan, as if she was comparing the person in front of her with the person in the book.

Sometimes he smiled at Yuxuan, and sometimes there was more mischief in his eyes.

The storyteller finished talking about how Li Jun rescued the dragon girl, and then said, "The dragon girl looked at you and saw the handsome appearance of the king, and she fell in love with her, and said: "The storyteller put on a delicate appearance, imitating the girl With a coy tone of voice, he said, "Mr. Li has a great favor for me, and the little girl has nothing to repay, so she can only promise her with her body..."

Yunhua turned her head and asked jokingly, "Really?"

"Of course not!" Yu Xuan leaned over, seized the opportunity to quickly explain, "I didn't even save her, I just met her on the road... It's all a joke, don't take it seriously."

"Heh." Yunhua ignored her and continued to listen to the scholar.

"What do you mean?" Yu Xuan simply got up and went around her, squeezed on a stool with her, and asked in a low voice.

"Of course I know it's a joke."

"Of course, of course..." Yu Xuan had lingering fears, thinking that she would mind, but it turned out that he was overthinking.

So he went to hold her hand, but was pulled away.

???

Yuxuan tilted his head to look at Yunhua cautiously and blankly, but she pushed him away resolutely, "Don't block me from listening to the show!"

The tone is not very good.

"Don't let him talk anymore." Yu Xuan got up angrily, and went to find the storyteller.

But was pulled back by Yunhua, "Can you still keep his mouth shut?"

"It's all nonsense, I really haven't done anything..."

"I know," Yunhua comforted, "Of course I believe you, so why spoil other people's interest."

Yu Xuan huddled beside her dejectedly, teasing, "They are happy, I'm afraid some people will be unhappy."

"Yes, I'm not very happy." Yunhua admitted frankly, "It's just that I empathize with the people in the play."

I know it's all nonsense, but I just feel a little unhappy for no reason.

Small mood swings, like ripples on the surface of the lake, dissipated after a while, but it was a living proof that the lake was not a pool of stagnant water.

Yunhua enjoys such emotions, and can even vent them willfully, because she is sure that Yuxuan will tolerate her, and she likes to see her worrying about herself a little badly.

So when I heard the scholar mentioned how Mr. Li held the hand of the Dragon Girl, he gave Yu Xuan an unscrupulous look, and deliberately teased, "Which hand is it?"

"..."

Just as he was talking, he saw that the rain outside the window suddenly stopped, and everyone was immediately attracted by the window.

Yu Xuan hurriedly leaned over to the window to look, and soon all the dark clouds cleared, and the sun came out again. If the surroundings were not all wet, no one would feel that it had just rained.

"It stopped so soon, I thought it would take a long time." Yu Xuan muttered back to Yunhua.

"No, it shouldn't be stopped like this." Yunhua keenly noticed the problem, pulled Yuxuan and walked out, "Something may have happened."

Xiao Er stood in front of them with a grin, only to remember that she hadn't paid the bill yet.

Yuxuan subconsciously took out money, searched all over his body but found not a single coin, all the money on his body was stolen by Xuanyuanan.

Scratching her head in embarrassment, she looked at Yunhua and found that she was looking at herself. She must have no money with her, and she doesn't need to spend money in Tianting and Wushan.

I had no choice but to say to Xiao Er, "Go out in a hurry and forgot to bring money, I will send it when I go back."

"No, this store does not accept credit." Xiaoer said disdainfully, he has seen this kind of cheating tricks a lot.

Yunhua looked at Yuxuan helplessly, looking a little embarrassed, she was helpless, since she arrived in Wushan, she took off all her accessories and didn't have any valuables on her body.

Yu Xuan thought for a while, then shook the fan in his hand, "Can the fan be mortgaged here first? It's worth more than wine."

"I don't understand." Xiaoer insisted.

Yu Xuan sighed, and spread his hands helplessly, "Look at me, if there is anything you can understand, just take it."

Xiao Er began to look her up and down seriously, and was hesitating about what to take as collateral, when he suddenly saw Lei Shen walking in and shouted loudly, "Xiao Er, the best wine in ten altars."

After Lei Shen finished speaking, he looked around for Xiao Er, and happened to see Yunhua standing in front of Xiao Er, he was so shocked that he couldn't keep his mouth shut for a long time.

Seeing the person next to her, although he was dressed as a man, his eyebrows were almost the same as Yu Xuan's. Although he was not familiar with Yu Xuan, he had met him several times in the Heavenly Court before, and he was even more dumbfounded.

When Yuxuan and Yunhua saw Thor coming in, they immediately became vigilant. They exchanged a look, and each was thinking about how to deal with it in their minds.

Lei Shen came over first, and was about to speak tentatively, when Yunhua waved his hand lightly, signaling him not to speak too much.

Lei Shen said to Xiao Er, "Hurry up, the best wine in the top ten altars, I want to take it away." He was born with a loud voice, which startled Xiao Er. Xuan said, "Don't leave."

Now even if they paid the money, they couldn't leave. The two returned to their positions tacitly, and Thor followed.

"Why is Your Highness here?" Thor lowered his voice as much as possible, but it was still loud.

"I was injured by the God-killing Spear a few days ago, and I have been recuperating in Jiuli." Yunhua replied.

"Even you were injured? Well, Tianting has been investigating this matter recently, and I don't know how the investigation is going now... Yuxuan?" Lei Shen asked tentatively, because he had only seen it a few times before, so he also Not sure.

But what happened in Yao Palace at that time, everyone had a lot of guesses, but they were all rumors and rumors. The only thing that was certain was that Yao Palace caught fire, Yu Xuan died, and Yunhua left the Heavenly Court. Everyone saw this.

Yu Xuan didn't want other people to know that he was still alive, otherwise there would be some troubles.He also felt that Thor was not familiar with him, and he was still wearing men's clothes, so he might be able to fool him, so he denied, "I'm not."

Seeing that Leishen was still hesitant, Yunhua took Yuxuan's hand and said with a smile, "I think it looks alike too. When I first met Jiaming, I was as surprised as Leishen."

Jiaming?Yu Xuan suddenly remembered that this was the pseudonym he used to deceive Yunhua when he pretended to be a Heavenly Soldier, so he gave her a knowing smile.

Yunhua introduced to Yuxuan again in a serious manner, "This is the Thunder God of Heaven."

"Wansheng Jiaming has met the God." Yu Xuan got up and saluted, and Leishen bowed his hand in return, which made him believe a little more.

"Everyone knows about Yao Palace's incident. Jiaming is just a bit of comfort to me. I really don't want to cause any more trouble. Please also ask Lei Shen to keep it a secret for us."

Yu Xuan stared blankly at Yunhua, never seen her lie, who knows that when a decent person tells a lie, he has nothing to do with him.

Seeing Yuxuan staring at him in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking, Yunhua pushed her.

Lei Shen smiled heartily, and said, "Hahaha, I understand this, I just have a loud voice, not a big mouth." Thinking to himself, everyone said that His Highness and Yuxuan have something, now it seems that the rumors are all true.So after Yuxuan's death, His Highness left the Heavenly Court disheartened until he met this double.

With a few words, Thor made up a big drama in his head.

Stand-ins are so pretty!

Yu Xuan came back to his senses and saw Lei Shen looking back and forth between the two, so he followed Yun Hua's words.

"What is an extra comfort? It turns out that I just have an extra comfort..." Yu Xuan said pretending to be dejected, but secretly complacent. Who made her not distinguish between the inside and the outside of the play just now, and the retribution came too much Soon!Watching Yunhua's complexion change for a while, it was really fun.

Yun Hua was baffled, she was obviously trying to cover it up for her, so it was fine to force her way, so what's the matter with adding drama? !

"So, I am her shadow in your heart... Why don't you speak, are you guilty? It turns out that you are coaxing me when you are nice to me, woo woo woo..." She was about to cry, as if she really suffered Great grievance.

Yunhua didn't want to accept her role at all, but just watched with cold eyes to see how far she could go.In the eyes of Thor, it became an ironclad evidence of a double.

Yuxuan made an inch of progress, and said aggrievedly, "Does Your Highness treat Jiaming with any sincerity, even a little bit, even for a moment..."

"???"

"You're hesitating! Woohoo..."

Lei Shen was dumbfounded, and thought, it really is a good stand-in scene.

Yunhua didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and wanted to comfort her, but didn't know what to say, and was even more worried that she would laugh when she opened her mouth.

It was Lei Shen who comforted him with a sad face, "Look aside, the Sri Lankan is dead."

Yuxuan couldn't bear it any longer, so she lay down on the table, lowered her head, bit her lips tightly to hold back her laughter, she had already thought about it, if she couldn't help laughing out loud, she would pretend to be crazy!

Seeing that her shoulders were shaking all the time, Yunhua knew that she must be holding back her laughter. Lei Shen saw her and thought she was crying, and felt a little distressed.

He was really angry that he was the one who played with his feelings with a cold heart, so he secretly pinched Yuxuan from under the table.

Yu Xuan stomped his feet in pain, but didn't dare to shout.

Dare to answer anything, and dare to climb up when given a pole.

Yunhua was thinking about more important matters, so he ignored her and said to Leishen, "It's strange that the rain has stopped."

Lei Shen thought she was afraid of embarrassment, so he deliberately changed the topic, so he quickly replied, "Suddenly, the rain is not allowed, and we are called back."

Hearing this, Yu Xuan no longer wanted to joke, and even though he was still lying on the table, he pricked up his ears and listened carefully.

Before Yunhua could speak, Lei Shen continued, "Mr. Li originally asked me to bring some wine back, but now I'm thankful that we don't get kicked out. That's why I came to buy some wine to take away. The wine here is really good!"

Yunhua was thoughtful, and hurriedly asked, "Isn't everything settled? How can it stop raining suddenly in the middle of it?"

"Originally, it was all discussed, but this order came suddenly. I heard from Qingniao privately that it was because of missing something."

……

Seeing that Yunhua didn't ask any more questions, Yuxuan freed up a hand and pulled her sleeve from under the table, wanting her to continue asking.

Yunhua understood what she meant, and asked tacitly for her, "What did you lose? What does it have to do with Jiuli?"

"Then who knows," Lei Shen waved his hands a little angrily, "It took us so long to resolve the misunderstanding and reach a reconciliation, and then suddenly refused to let go. I have no face to stay in Jiuli."

"When will the rain stop?"

"That's not mentioned."

Yunhua was a little annoyed, not only because of Yuxuan, but also because Tianting used the law of the four seasons as a coercion? !In her view, this is simply unscrupulous.

Xiao Er brought up the ten jars of wine one by one, and piled them up one by one, and Thor cast a spell to put them all away, ready to take them away.

Lei Shen casually threw a small ingot of gold to Xiao Er, pointed at Yun Hua and said generously, "It's tied with this girl."

He glanced at Yu Xuan who was lying on the table again, and said to Yunhua, "We are going back to the Heavenly Court right now, Your Highness is just having fun, it's better to go back earlier, it's not peaceful these days."

After saying that, he cupped his hands and said goodbye. Before leaving, he patted Yu Xuan who was lying on his stomach to express his comfort.

After he left, Yu Xuan raised his head, and the two exchanged glances, no longer in the mood to joke.

"If this word gets out, they don't know what will happen." Yu Xuan said worriedly. "I'm going to ask Xihe Shenjun, and I have to give us an explanation."

"I don't know what was lost." Yunhua knew in his heart that it must be something very important, and he decided that it was Jiuli who did it.

"I'll check it out. If we did it, I'll give Heaven an explanation."

The two decided to go back to have a look first, but they didn't know that when they entered the inner city, they saw a guard rushing over, and they were going out to report to Yuxuan.

Saying yes, Elder Jian joined forces with Yu Lei and others to lead troops to surround the people in Heavenly Court, so why should he let him report the news.

When Yu Xuan heard the words, he hurried to the residence of Xi He and his party.

"Master, do you want to avoid or go together?" Yu Xuan asked while wearing a mask.

"Let's go together." Yunhua said softly but firmly.

Under the leadership of the guards, the two arrived at the residence soon, and saw He Ying with a team of guards standing in the middle, separating the people in the heaven and Yu Lei.

The two sides of Jiuli were at war with each other, but Xi He and the others were not in a hurry and were watching the changes.

I only heard Yu Lei angrily responding to He Ying, "Don't be an upright warrior, but be a lackey of the Heavenly Court!"

"Your Majesty said that we should treat each other with courtesy, and I only listen to your Majesty." He replied.

"She knows nothing! Today is her father who is here, and I will also clean up all the treacherous things in Tianting."

Yuxuan fixed the mask, and walked in side by side with Yunhua.

He Yingji and the guard behind him immediately straightened his back and raised his hand in salute.The soldiers behind Yu Lei were unmoved, Yu Xuan didn't speak, and slowly glanced at the people who didn't salute, then stared straight at Yu Lei.

They didn't dare to let go even if He didn't give them any instructions, the two sides who saluted and those who didn't salute just froze like this.

Yu Xuan asked calmly, "Jiuli's soldiers don't even know how to do military salute. Are they going to rebel or stop giving their lives?"

Because Jiuli's military salute has the important meaning of giving his life, he asked this question deliberately.The tone is calm as if asking the most common trifle.But this is the most powerful question for the soldiers of Jiuli, because loyalty and bravery are the highest honor of soldiers of Jiuli.

Before Yu Lei could speak, several soldiers behind him slowly raised their right hands to the heart, and performed a standard military salute.

Yu Xuan glanced at them and silently remembered these people, they might be useful in the future.Since taking the throne, she has been deliberately cultivating her own power.

"Stop labeling us." Yu Lei raised his hand, "Our allegiance is to Jiuli, not the cowardly Lord Li."

"Understood, this is a rebellion." Yu Xuan's tone was relaxed, because he knew that they were not really rebelling, so because he caught the loophole in his words, he purposely said this to scare them.

"You..." Yu Lei was rendered speechless by her words, even though he had no such thoughts, it is true that he led troops into the inner city.

"He Ying!" Yu Xuan suddenly strengthened his tone.

"Have!"

"Yu Lei, the god of the underworld, led troops into the inner city with weapons..."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Elder Jian hastily stepped forward and interrupted her, "Yu Lei is definitely not trying to rebel, but the people in the heavenly court are rebelling, and we just want them to explain that Jiuli is never allowed to be trampled on!"

Yu Lei was still unconvinced, and raised his knife to point at Yu Xuan, "If you go ahead and kill me if you have the ability, then I still think you have a bit of courage."

Yu Xuan didn't speak, but looked at him with his hands behind his back, and let him point the knife.Yunhua became nervous, and took small steps forward silently, slightly sideways to block Yuxuan's side, so that Yuxuan was still facing the single sword, but in case something happened, Yunhua could react as quickly as possible.

"Did you do a good thing since you succeeded to the throne!" Yu Lei became more and more annoyed as he thought about it, "It's thanks to you to think of driving the brothers back to farming! Now, for a few drops of water, and protecting things like heaven, you motherfucker You are a coward! A coward who dare not even take off his mask!"

"I wear a mask because I don't want Qingyun to sacrifice in vain." Yuxuan explained firmly.

"Damn it, you figured it out, you are Qingyun! From the beginning to the end, you didn't regard yourself as a native of Jiuli, and you deserve to be Li Jun?!" Yu Lei was furious.

Elder Jian hurried to stop him, and whispered, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Yu Lei threw him away with a shake, and pointed the tip of the knife at Yun Hua, "Don't think I don't know who she is, I've seen her before."

Yuxuan subconsciously grabbed Yunhua, pulled her behind, and warned coldly, "Try pointing again."