The god of fishing department breaks straight men's hair

Chapter 18

Yu Chu pretends to be drunk (beginning with inverted V)

Yu Chu and the others moved a family downstairs.

One old and one young, the old one is a dumb grandfather, and the young one is a little girl who is still in kindergarten.

It is said that the grandfather is a widowed old man, and he picked up the little girl when he was picking up trash, so they depended on each other and became a family.

They obviously didn't have much money, and after they moved here, they lived in a dilapidated house on the first floor.

This house is unoccupied all year round, cold and damp.

I don't know how to survive this winter.

Saturday this day.

After Yu Chu got up, he first finished a physics test paper, then went downstairs to the supermarket, bought a bag of daily necessities, and knocked on the door of the new resident.

It was the little girl who came to open the door. Seeing a big brother with a cold face standing at the door, she was too frightened to speak, laying timidly on the door, only staring at Yu Chu with dark eyes.

Yu Chu handed the bag forward: "It's for you."

His voice was icy, like the world of ice and snow outside.

But the little girl sensed his kindness, smiled, showing a cute little canine tooth, and then turned around and shouted into the house: "Grandpa, a brother brought us something!"

Soon footsteps sounded, and an old man about 70 years old appeared at the door.

When he saw the bag of things in Yu Chu's hand, he just waved his hands vigorously, indicating that there were too many things and they couldn't take them.

Yu Chu insisted on handing it over: "Take it."

The old man refused, but finally took it, and then started looking for money in his pocket.

Trembling, he took out a stack of change.

All of them are fifty cents a dollar, and there are very few denominations of five yuan. At first glance, they are money saved from picking up trash.

He sorted out the money and prepared to hand it to Yu Chu.

He raised his head, only to find that the person at the door had left without knowing when.

After Yu Chu walked out of the residential building, he received a WeChat message from Zhao Yan.

Zhao Yan: The mid-term exam is finally over, let's go drink and celebrate!

Zhao Yan: What about people?come out faster!

Yu Chu only saw two words from Zhao Yan's message.

drink.

He thought of something, so he bowed his head and typed: no.

Zhao Yan was still asking why, but Yu Chu ignored it, and instead opened Lu Jun's WeChat: Have dinner together at noon?

Soon, there was a response from Lu Jun: "Okay, wait for me."

Yu Chu was waiting downstairs from the resident, and within a few minutes, he saw Lu Jun riding a bicycle from afar.

The temperature was very low today. Lu Jun was wearing a black overcoat and a black and white checked scarf around his neck, making him even more tall and handsome.

Yu Chu looked at him without blinking until Lu Jun rode up to him.

When Lu Jun arrived, he stopped his bicycle, and without thinking, he took off his scarf and wrapped it around Yu Chu's neck: "It's so cold today, keep warm!"

The scarf still carried Lu Jun's body temperature and a faint woody fragrance.

Yu Chu grabbed the scarf, and then said: "Okay, let's go to eat and have some wine by the way?"

"Drink?" Lu Jun exclaimed.

"how?"

Yu Chu didn't know what his reaction meant, and added: "It's just beer."

Who knew that Lu Jun took a look at his bicycle and said, "Isn't it bad to drive drunk?"

Yu Chu: "..."

After 2 minutes, they put the bike downstairs and walked to the place to eat.

After arriving at the restaurant, just as Yu Chu sat down, a person rushed over from the sideways.

The visitor had to smile in front of Lu Jun, but his voice was gnashing his teeth: "Isn't it impossible to say?"

Yu Chu raised his eyes calmly, and glanced at Zhao Yan: "I didn't say no, I just didn't come with you."

Zhao Yan: "..."

Grass?

She gritted her teeth: "Forget it, for the sake of bringing Lu Jun here, I forgive you."

After that, she lifted the hem of her down jacket to reveal her beautiful boots, and sat on the other side of Lu Jun.

She greeted with a sweet smile: "Student Lu Jun, we are so destined to meet again."

Lu Jun asked suspiciously, "Aren't we in the same class?"

Zhao Yan: "..."

You know now that we are in the same class?

After a while, Ma Yingjie also packed up the things on the table and walked over.

In fact, he didn't really want to have dinner with Yu Chu and Lu Jun, the main reason was that these two people were too tired and crooked, and they were like tyrannical single dogs!

But he hasn't fallen in love yet, are you angry?

Regardless of what the four of them had in mind, they ate together in the end.

On the way, I drank a lot of wine.

Seeing that the time was right, Zhao Yan pretended to be overwhelmed with alcohol, and softly leaned in Lu Jun's direction: "I seem to be a little uncomfortable..."

Lu Jun dodged all of a sudden, stood up and asked, "Do I need to take you to the hospital?"

Zhao Yan: "..."

The corner of her mouth twitched, and she sat up straight: "No, I feel much better."

Here, Yu Chu also drank wine.

Seeing this, Lu Jun continued to pick up food for him: "Don't just drink, be careful to get drunk later."

Ma Yingjie looked at the two of them and didn't want to speak.

He suspected that the two were already together in private, but because Lu Jun came from a wealthy family, he had to hide this relationship.

Just imagine, once the underground relationship between the two is exposed, Lu Jun's parents will definitely draw out a check and hand it to Yu Chu, saying contemptuously, "Take this 500 million and leave my son!"

Ma Yingjie was taken aback by his rich imagination, quickly put away his thoughts, lowered his head to pick up the dishes, and became a qualified cook.

In the end, Yu Chu was still drunk.

He was also very quiet when he was drunk, neither noisy nor noisy, just lowered his eyes and leaned back on the chair with little strength.

Startled, Lu Jun quickly waved his hand in front of him: "Are you really drunk?"

Seeing that Yu Chu didn't respond, Lu Jun first left for a while, then came back to help him up, and then said to Zhao Yan and the others: "I've settled the bill, Yu Chu is drunk, I'll take him back first."

After finishing speaking, he half hugged and half hugged Yu Chu and left.

Zhao Yan: "..."

Today she confirmed one thing, Lu Jun really has double standards!

The key is that this kind of double standard is not intentional, but subconsciously treated differently.

Thinking about it this way made me even angrier!

It was Ma Yingjie who discovered a key point. He pointed to the empty beer bottle in Yu Chu's place, and dared not say anything: "Is Yu Chu's drinker so bad?"

Yu Chu usually drank, but he had never been drunk at all, and his drinking capacity was quite terrifying.

It took Ma Yingjie a long time to come back to his senses. Sure enough, because he was about to enter a wealthy family, he was under too much pressure, did he even lose his ability to drink?

Lu Jun sent Yu Chu home.

During the whole process, Yu Chu was in a daze, looking quite drunk.

Fortunately, Lu Jun's physical strength is good, and he hugged him all the way back without even panting.

After arriving in the bedroom, Lu Jun carefully put him on the bed.

During this process, he found that Yu Chu hadn't gained any flesh during this period, his waist was slender, and he could still hug him with one hand.

But it's also really good-looking, just stop there casually, it's deserted and seductive.

Before putting him on the bed, Lu Jun's movements froze.

Yu Chu actually put his arms around his neck in a daze!

Lu Jun didn't dare to move.

This distance is too close, so close that he can smell the scent of laundry detergent on Yu Chu's clothes and the faint smell of wine, mixed together, it seems that there is a hint of sweetness.

Taking a closer look, Yu Chu's skin is also really good, with fine fluff, probably due to drunkenness, his eyelashes trembling slightly, and the tear mole at the end of his eye adds a bit of temptation.

Just when Lu Jun was stunned, Yu Chu was talking vaguely.

Lu Jun leaned closer to listen: "What's wrong?"

The distance between the two narrowed.

The next second, Yu Chu put his arms around his neck and kissed his Adam's apple.

The lips are soft and moist, touching the skin like a feather that plucks people's hearts.

Even, Yu Chu unconsciously rubbed his calf with his foot.

"Ah!!" Lu Jun's face blushed instantly.

He didn't hesitate anymore, he put Yu Chu on the bed, and took several steps back abruptly.

His heart was beating violently, his mind went blank, and he couldn't think of anything.

After being stunned for a few seconds, he rushed into the bathroom.

At this time, Yu Chu on the bed opened his eyes.

His eyes were so clear that he didn't look drunk at all.

in the bathroom.

Lu Jun turned on the faucet and slapped cold water on his face, trying to cool down the temperature on his face.

He felt like he was going to burn.

After a long time, he calmed down.

Trying to recall what just happened.

Yu Chu kissed... Kissed him? !

Lu Jun didn't know the reason for his beating heart, he could only desperately tell himself that Yu Chu was drunk, so he shouldn't think too much about it.

Yu Chu lay on the bed until he saw Lu Jun coming out of the bathroom and closed his eyes again.

He closed his eyes and thought.

The moment Lu Jun came out of the bathroom, his expression was quite calm, and nothing could be seen.

What does this mean?

Lu Jun didn't repel him so much?Even if he is a boy?

Then maybe he could be a little bolder?

Lu Jun's face was flushed and he was restless, not daring to look at Yu Chu on the bed.

But he didn't leave, worried that Yu Chu would feel drunk and need to be taken care of.

Fortunately, after a while, Yu Chuyou woke up.

Seeing this, Lu Jun suddenly stood up holding his scarf, stuttering a little: "You...do you feel uncomfortable? If not, I'll go back first..."

"Yes." Yu Chu spoke softly, without leaving Lu Jun for a moment.

"Ah?" Lu Jun was a little worried, "Then I'll make you a cup of honey water?"

Yu Chu stared at him closely: "What are you doing so far away from me?"

Lu Jun's face almost turned red again: "That...that..."

Normally, when he heard this, he would go to the bed decisively, but now, he didn't.

Yu Chu leaned on the bed, looked at him calmly: "What's wrong? Could it be that I just went crazy with alcohol, what did I do to you?"

As soon as this matter was mentioned, Lu Jun's face immediately burned, and he waved his hands again and again: "No!"

Saying that, in order to prove this point, she even took two steps closer to Yu Chu's bed.

However, there are only two steps.

There is still a long distance between the two.

Seeing Lu Jun's reaction, Yu Chu knew it.

Sure enough, there is no rush, right now is not the best time.

He was silent for a while and said: "I feel better, you go home first."

"Really? How about I go buy you something to sober up?" Lu Jun was still worried.

Yu Chu shook his head: "No need."

He was not drunk.

In the end, Lu Jun went to make a cup of honey water, handed it to Yu Chu, and then left.

On Monday, the results of the mid-term exam were counted.

When Chen Mi walked into the classroom, the noisy classroom instantly became quiet.

Among other things, the students in class one were quite skilled at observing Chen Mi's expression.

Chen Mi is thin, with protruding cheekbones. She usually has a stern look, but today the corners of her mouth are straightened, which is a sign of anger to a certain extent.

Everyone shut their mouths knowingly.

After Chen Mi walked into the classroom, he put a stack of papers in his hand on the desk, and glanced at all the students in the class: "What's the matter? Knowing that I didn't do well in the exam, are you embarrassed to speak?"

No one in class spoke.

Even Long Qiang, who always had a playful smile on his face, lowered his head in shock.

Chen Mi continued: "Even though our school's overall style of study is poor, we are still in the same class anyway. I didn't expect that this time the average score will be ranked fifth or sixth in the grade. Am I being too indulgent with you? Or else I won't have physical education class Change it to cultural class?"

There was a sudden gasp in the classroom.

Chen Mi looked cold, and mocked: "Look, some people can still sleep now, and I don't know if they plan to pick up trash after graduation!"

After speaking, she picked up a piece of chalk and threw it to the back row.

She intended to throw Yang Feng who was sleeping on the desk, but she missed her aim and threw it on Lu Jun's head.

The scene was quiet for a few seconds.

Lu Jun broke the stalemate and rubbed his head: "Miss Mi, you can't hit Newton with chalk, you need an apple!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

The whole class burst into laughter.

Chen Mi was quite serious at first, but at this time he broke his merits, coughed twice, and tried to control the corners of his mouth: "Okay, I'll stop here, go down and think about it yourself, if the final grades are not satisfactory , don’t blame me for being merciless. Also, you all said that the test paper this time was difficult, but how could Yu Chu still get 720 in the test? Moreover, classmate Yu Chu is also the number one student in the joint test.”

The whole class was sensational again.

"The god of learning is the god of learning, I dare not even dream of such a score!"

"The brain structure of the learning god must be different from us mortals!"

"No way, Yu Chu is talented, but he usually works very hard! When we are playing around, he is studying!"

In the back row, Lu Jun looked at Yu Chu with bright eyes: "You are amazing!"

In his heart, Yu Chu is the best person, and he really got such a good result this time.

He was sincerely happy for Yu Chu.

After he finished speaking, he turned his eyes away, not daring to stare at Yu Chu all the time.

Ever since Yu Chu got drunk that day, when he sees Yu Chu now, he can always recall some scenes at that time.

Yu Chu didn't notice Lu Jun's reaction.

He heard the result, and there was no big fluctuation. After the test, he estimated the score and probably knew where his score was.

Sure enough, it is almost the same as the actual one.

It's just that he didn't expect that he was the number one in the city.

After all, there are many outstanding students in the whole city, and he is not one behind. It can only be said that this time is also a bit of luck, and he needs to continue to work hard.

If you want to say who is the happiest after learning about Yu Chu's results, then Zhang Minghu will definitely be the one.

As soon as get out of class was over, he called someone to call Yu Chu.

Ask Yu Chu to go to the office to record a video and save this moment forever.

Of course, Zhang Minghu's greatest selfishness is to take this video to show off to the deans of other schools, so that he can feel proud.

After working with Zhang Minghu for a while, Yu Chu returned to the classroom.

At this time, the report card was pasted on the blackboard behind the classroom, surrounded by several people.

Yu Chu walked back to his seat and asked Lu Jun, "Have you read yours?"

Lu Jun nodded, quite happy: "I've improved this time compared to last time!"

Yu Chu was overjoyed: "How much progress have you made?"

Lu Jun chuckled and said, "Two points."

Yu Chu: "..."

Lu Jun's last exam was 566, which means he got 568 this time.

Perhaps in Lu Jun's own opinion, this score is not bad.

But in Yu Chu's heart, it was far from enough, the difference in scores between them was too large, it was impossible to go to the same university.

Lu Jun continued: "These two points are not easy to come by. I may have memorized two more lines of ancient poetry in Chinese, or I may have written two more solutions in mathematics, or..."

Yu Chu held his forehead with some headache: "Stop talking!"

Lu Jun was very cooperative and didn't say anything unless he was allowed to.

He happily took the phone and started playing the game.

At this time, a girl added him in the game. Note: Brother, do you like loli sounds?

Lu Jun typing: I like Tieguanyin.

There was no reply to him again.