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Chapter 117 I may have seen a fake mermaid



Chapter 117 I may have seen a fake mermaid

The attic is full of fire below, but the attic above is very quiet.

Because he was afraid that Lu Qi would hiccup again, Jin Tian covered his mouth with one hand, as if he was surrounding him.

The distance between the two was so close that when Lu Qi raised his eyes, he could see Jin Tian's well-defined eyelashes, rippling eyes, and ruddy lips with beautiful lines.

In normal times, Lu Qi could push Jin Tian away.It's just that it's better not to disturb other people's good things, so Lu Qi just sat there without moving.

Jin Tian looked down at Lu Qi, let go of his hands as if nothing had happened, and gave him the dried pork.Lu Qi took a piece and put it in his mouth. After eating for a long time, he realized that his main task here today is not to eat, but to prevent problems before they happen.

There was a small crack in the sliding door, Lu Qi moved over it lightly, and still waved to Jin Tian, ​​motioning him to come and watch.The two stepped up and down, looking out through the gap——

The spider spirit's previous worries were not unreasonable, after all, the disadvantaged spiders would always find ways to find their way back.For example, after mating, female spiders will eat male spiders into their stomachs. In addition to ensuring the development and nutrition of their babies, they also reverse their own status.

Today's spider spirit is dominating its "prey" according to its own wishes. It binds the prey with its own spider silk, giving the spider a familiar sense of security.He calmly observed every reaction of the prey, and adjusted his movements in due course. The two cooperated fairly well.

It seemed that there was no problem, Lu Qi retreated and accidentally bumped into Jin Tian's arms.Jin Tianxia consciously raised his hand, and the two embraced together.

As early as when Jin Tian was still an egg, Lu Qi had hugged him countless times.Even after he broke his shell, the two of them shared the same bed no less than ten times.At that time, Lu Qi didn't have any thoughts, even if he accidentally gnawed and rubbed Jin Tian as food at night, even if he accidentally kissed the other party and woke up by himself, Lu Qi didn't feel anything.

But ever since he read Fenghuang's magical book "He and Him", even a small, inadvertent move by Jin Tian, ​​Lu Qi can't help but think about it.For example, the unexpected little hug now, in Fenghuang's article, the two were also in the attic, hugging each other by accident, and then became entangled with each other, out of control.

Lu Qi raised his hand to push Jin Tian's chest, and the two separated a distance, each took something to eat, and sat down to eat.The rooms are decorated with wood, and the sound insulation effect is not good.

Not only Lu Qi, but even Jin Tian also found that hiding here and listening to the movement is really not a wise move.The food has been eaten, but the following is still going on.

Jin Tian stood up and asked Lu Qi with his mouth if he should go.Lu Qi nodded his head like garlic, thinking of their situation, he was a little embarrassed, pointing to the sliding door and pointing to the bottom, which means that there is only one exit.You can't say in front of that human being that you came to watch the live broadcast for a while and leave.

Jin Tian pointed to the top, and before Lu Qi could speak, he kicked a hole in the roof.Holy crap, that's okay too? !

Without hesitation, Lu Qi followed Jin Tian and jumped out.Such a loud noise, the spider spirit and Tang Ke naturally heard it too.But the spider spirit, who has experienced the fun, can't care about this.On the other hand, Tang Ke, who was tightly tied up by him, started with a hoarse voice, and his words were fragmented, ups and downs: "How long will you..."

The spider spirit kissed the sweat on his forehead, tender and considerate: "Hurry up, hurry up..."

At the moment when she was in a trance, Tang Ke realized that what the spider spirit was talking about was speed, not time...

Lu Qi stood on the roof of the neighbor's building, looked at the big hole in the roof of Spider Jing's house, then looked up at the sky, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Spider Jing: "After watching the sky at night, it will rain in three days. Take time tomorrow to find a craftsman to repair it, so as not to leak in three days. By the way, Yan Zijing recently set up a stall under the overpass, and the sign says Yan's Repair, you can find him, affordable and strong..."

Jin Tian saw it from the side, raised his eyebrows and said, "Since when did you know Yan Zijing?"

"For decades, I lived in a residential building. The quality of the old building was not good, and it would leak in heavy rain. My family and Yanzi's house were repaired by themselves and mud. Originally, Yanzi retired, but His little grandson is going to buy a house in the human world recently. Although the son said he doesn’t need to worry about it, it doesn’t matter whether it’s a fairy or a human, the children and grandchildren will always be debts.” Lu Qi sighed as he walked, “I don’t know how comfortable my life is. Why are they all, and they can't think of finding another half..."

Jin Tian followed behind Lu Qi, at first he just listened quietly, but after pondering for a moment, he still couldn't help but speak, his voice was very low, he didn't know whether to answer Lu Qi's words, or to himself: "Is it still , afraid of being lonely..."

On the way home, the two met crab essence who set up a stall to sell things.Seeing Lu Qi approaching from afar, the Crab Essence shivered with fright, and subconsciously wanted to run away.But when he looked down, he saw the bottles and cans that had been unsold for a day on the ground, and they stayed in the end.

Before Lu Qi could open his mouth, the crab essence consciously took out his essence cultivation permit, human world temporary residence permit, and food safety operation permit.

"Boss Crab, what are you selling?"

The Crab Essence had the courage not to run away, and was waiting for Lu Qi's words.He picked up the jar excitedly, unscrewed it to show Lu Qi, and introduced respectfully: "This is the bald butter I made myself, it tastes really good..."

Crab Jing originally worked as a fishery worker in the human world. After retiring, she was idle and wanted to find something to do on her own.

He doesn't have a high degree of education, and he doesn't want to be a fixed-time worker. After much deliberation, Crab finally decided to start with himself.

Crab Essence produces crab roe every month, probably due to a hormone problem. These crab roe cannot become small crabs, so they are usually cleaned up and thrown away.But ever since he accidentally ate crab roe and bald oil from the human world, the crab spirit discovered that the crab roe on his body is the gold in food.

Because of the age, the crab essence of the crab has a bright yellow color and rich nutrition.Every time when the crab roe is secreted and produced, the crab essence finds a clean pot and bowl and puts it aside for preparation.When the crab roe is full of shells and secreted into pieces, put them in a bowl and put them in a bowl.Fresh crab roe is added with crab paste, steamed in a pot, and then fried with scallops.

Add pepper, mature vinegar, fat residue, ginger juice, rice wine, and finally add some salt, put it in lard and simmer slowly.When the heat is about the same, it can be sold outside after cooling and bottling.

Boss Crab's bald oil is a catty a bottle, and the price is two hundred, but there are not many people who know the goods, and it is always difficult to sell.I thought it would be impossible to do business today, but I didn't expect to be so lucky to meet Lu Qi.

No one in the entire demon world knows that Mr. Taotie has always been willing to refuse food, as long as it is delicious, there is no such thing as "not wanting" in his place.

Sure enough, Lu Qi really asked about the price, and asked for a bottle while saying it was cheap.Jin Tian watched from the side, and saw that Lu Qi clearly liked the bald oil made from crab roe. Thinking of the money saving plan he mentioned, he probably understood that he wanted to buy a bottle to satisfy his hunger, and saving became a habit, so he only bought one bottle .

When Boss Crab was bagging, Jin Tian took the money at the right time and handed it over: "We want all of these."

Everything was sold, the crab boss was naturally overjoyed, and wanted to give another discount.Jin Tian waved his hand and said there was no need: "We all eat according to our ability, there is nothing to be polite about. Leave me a contact information, and I will contact you directly in case I need it anytime."

Boss Crab pointed excitedly at his glass jar, and said, "I wrote the phone address, production date, and date on it by hand. We are not, Sanwu products!"

Walking on the road with three catties of crab roe and bald oil, Lu Qi was still in a good mood.If others offered him money to buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, Lu Qi would definitely refuse, but Jin Tian was different.What's different, Lu Qi can't tell clearly, anyway, they are, don't care about money.

When I got home, Ershu was sitting on the sofa next to Paifang Street, watching the recent popular Korean drama.In the play, the mermaid and her lover died together in the previous life, and the two fairies, who are nearly a thousand years old together, were tearful watching.

Seeing Lu Qi coming back, Ear Mouse greeted him with a cry, raised his head and asked Lu Qi: "Cousin, have you seen a mermaid?"

Mermaid?

"Of course I've seen it." Isn't it a shark? Lu Qi nodded indifferently, and went into the kitchen with the bald oil, washed the rice, and turned on the rice cooker.

"Wow!" Earmouse followed behind Lu Qi, and continued to ask, "Aren't the mermaids as beautiful as in TV dramas? Also, are there any male mermaids? Are they pretty?"

Lu Qi looked at the ear mouse with a half-smile, thought for a while, and told him the truth: "The mermaids live in the deep sea, and their skin is soaked in salt water all year round. They are exposed to wind, sun and rain. Do you think they can see it easily?" Where are you going?"

Earmouse obviously had fantasies about his mermaid sister, Lu Qi tried hard to think of how to express it euphemistically.But no matter how hard he tried, there was no way to beautify that kind of fangs, rough skin, vicious and cunning species into the mermaid in people's hearts.

When Lu Qi was hesitating, Jin Tian came over to help and said: "The study room is on the second floor next to the door. There is a strange story in this book. It's on page 25."

"Okay!" Earmouse bounced up the stairs, wishing to see his goddess immediately.It's just that after a while, the ear mouse walked down dejectedly, and the picture of his goddess staying on the TV was still there.They are all fishtail human bodies, so why is reality so different from imagination?

The archway spirit smiled and asked the ear mouse if the merman looked good.Earmouse handed the book in his hand to the archway spirit, and sighed softly: "I think, what is written in the book must be a fake mermaid..."


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