The best actor is red

Chapter 24 The Film King Miscooked Rice

Chapter24

"That night".

Xi Hao: "Hmph, I'm so stupid."

"Is that more elegant than your "Flying to Your Bed"?" Lin Yicheng couldn't help but replied.

Xi Hao directly pointed his middle finger at this, and turned his head with a look of disdain, as if he would get lice if he looked at him too much.

Of course, today's protagonist, Chu Qiao, is also black-faced.Frowning into seven folds, he pointed at the screen and asked again, "Is this also a confession song?"

Fang Siqi laughed dryly, but did not speak this time.

"That night, you didn't reject me. That night, I hurt you. That night, your face was full of tears. That night, you got drunk for me."

Chu Qiao's eyebrows twitched as she sang "That Night" in succession, and idiom cried directly, picked up a bottle of wine and drank half of it.

Seeing this, Fang Siqi patted her on the shoulder and said in a low voice, "Film Emperor Lin is not bad, why did you break up with him?"

Idiot roared angrily when he heard the words, "He's a scum!" He was already drunk.

Lin Yicheng's face darkened when he was singing. Although it was a nonsensical sentence, he obviously guessed it was him.

Idiom drank the remaining half bottle of wine in one gulp, and cried on Fang Siqi's shoulder, "At the beginning, I always felt that he was not very enthusiastic about me. My best friend said, 'All men are like this. I'm in a hurry.' As a result, I said it, and he just dumped me a breakup fee... woo woo woo woo..."

"Siqi, you said, he even prepared the breakup fee in advance, didn't he just want to break up with me? People are very obedient when they try out their boyfriends. Why did I get dumped when I tried out my boyfriend! You bastard! Scum!"

Fang Siqi: "..."

Lin Yingdi's life is really vivid...

Fang Siqi was able to laugh twice, looked at the man in front of the screen who was concentrating on singing, racked his brains and finally comforted him, "Actually, think about it, Lin Yingdi has nothing but his face, he is just a scum, there are so many handsome guys in the circle, we abuse him!"

"Yeah!" Idiot wiped away his tears and nodded heavily, "Anyway, I am a 'Chu family'. In my eyes, there is no such thing as a man in this world except my male god!"

Xi Hao's hand holding the cup shook, and it took a long time before he raised his cup and drank it dry.

It's a pity that Lin Yicheng was too close to the stereo, so he didn't hear this conversation. He only knew that the idiom kept crying and crying, and he blamed himself for crying.But, but she was the one who proposed to break up!I paid the breakup fee neatly at that time, if it wasn't for Xiao Bai who happened to be in charge of borrowing money from him that day, he received a phone call from Xiyu asking him to ask him out after withdrawing the money from the bank, and he still couldn't afford the breakup fee!

What a wit I am!The gentleman's interpretation is incisive and vivid!

If Lin Yicheng's inner monologue was heard by idioms at this time, I am afraid that the top ten tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty would not be enough.

After singing here, Lin Yicheng put down the microphone and walked to the table, raised his glass and said, "God Chu, happy birthday."

At this time, Chu Qiao and Li Fan were already a little drunk. It took a long time to stand up unsteadily and nod.

Lin Yicheng sat down beside him, while Li Fan was still talking about the past, leaning on the sofa, completely drunk.

"Men don't have a good thing!" Idiot cursed and stood up, ordered a song, and directly cut the one she drew by lottery. For this behavior that violated the rules of the game, Fang Tianhou expressed her acquiescence.

Lin Yicheng looked up and found that he ordered the song "Men Are Tired". When he was wondering what to do with this song, he heard the idiom singing, "Men are bad, men are bad! Everyone on earth knows that he lives a wasteful life." A woman is a rose and a thorny bud, let him taste the bitterness of love! A man is a scum, a man is a scum! The whole world knows that he cheats when he has money!"

Lin Yicheng: "..."

Why do you think the value of hatred is a bit high...

"Orange!" Xiao Bai sat down next to him reeking of alcohol, reached out his hand to stop his shoulder, and insisted on drinking with him. After drinking a bottle of brandy, he stammered, "Actually, brandy... no Well, the drink is not strong but very easy to get drunk!"

"I can see it." Lin Yicheng replied, at this time Chu Qiao had already passed out from drinking, Zhou Zhou helped him and said to send him upstairs to rest.

"Eh? Why did God Chu go away!" Fang Siqi, who came back to her senses, said a little stupefied, "I still want to hear the birthday star sing! Why is the alcohol capacity so bad?"

"I, I'll sing for you!" Lin Yicheng also drank a little too much, but his mind is still relatively clear. He has learned several new songs by Chu Qiao and is eager to try.It's a pity that if he was more sober, he would never allow himself to sing Chu Qiao's song in public.

"You can't!" Fang Siqi dodged Lin Yicheng's hand reaching out to snatch Mike.

"Why not?" Lin Yicheng stared.

"Tai Cai! How can it be possible to be on the same level as God Chu?" Fang Siqi pouted, "Don't think that God Chu has an unpleasant personality, there are many fans of him in the music world!"

"What's wrong with my singing?" Lin Yicheng was so drunk that he didn't have the energy to argue with her, but in the end, it was supposed to be an angry sentence, but it seemed like a family chat, and the two sat down on the sofa to toast , Drank half a bottle in one go.

"Film Emperor Lin, let me tell you, let's sing. This professionally trained person is different from a layman. No matter how good your voice is, I can tell you how many years of singing you have by opening your mouth!"

"Then how many years do you think I have?"

"How many years? A few months?"

Lin Yicheng was depressed immediately, and ran over to drink with Xiao Bai again. After drinking for a long time, he finally couldn't help asking, "Xiao Bai, am I really not as good at singing as Chu Qiao?"

The answer is obvious, and maybe Lin Yicheng knew it in his heart, but he couldn't help but wanted to hear what others had to say.

At this time, Xiao Bai was already as drunk as mud, but he still remembered the few times before when he told the truth and poked the glass heart of Lin Yingdi, and finally he was dragged by him to karaoke all night and swim in the pool.So he turned his head and hooked his fingers towards Lin Yicheng.

Lin Yicheng leaned forward, Xiao Bai mumbled in a low voice, "Let me tell you, are you a man! As long as you are strong in one aspect, that's enough!"

Lin Yicheng suddenly realized something, and punched his palm, "I understand!" After saying that, he got up and wanted to go out, Xiao Bai hurriedly shouted, "Why are you going?"

"I'll go find him for a comparison!" After saying that, he closed the door.

"Oh." Xiao Bai replied and fell asleep.

Besides, when Lin Yicheng left the private room, he didn't know where Chu Qiao was settled, so he stumbled upstairs and happened to bump into Zhou Zhou who was going downstairs.Without tenderness, he grabbed his collar and brought him to his chest, "Where's Chu Qiao?"

"Film Emperor Lin! Why do you drink so much?" Zhou Zhou exclaimed.

"I'm asking you something!" The drunk man snorted dissatisfiedly when he didn't hear the answer he wanted.

"At 307, do you have something to do?" It wasn't because he was afraid, it was because Lin Yicheng's eyes were red, he was looking for revenge!

"It's none of your business!" Lin Yicheng waved his hand and pushed Zhou Zhou behind him. Zhou Zhou staggered for several steps and almost fell down the steps.When he stood still and turned around, Lin Yicheng had already climbed up, so he had no choice but to go downstairs and return to the private room to shake the drunk Xiao Bai awake.

"Xiaobai! What is the film emperor Lin looking for from our family Qiaoqiao? Xiaobai!"

It took Xiao Bai a long time to be awakened by his shaking, he picked up a wine bottle on the table and stuck it in without even seeing who the person in front of him was, "Come on, drink!"

Zhou Zhou was gulped several mouthfuls and choked up tears for a while, his stomach exploded like an overturned pot, and he suddenly lost his strength.

Lin Yicheng wandered around for a long time before finding 307. He turned the three numbers upside down and looked at them several times before he opened the door and went in.

Chu Qiao was covering his head and rolling around on the bed, and the white quilt was also rolled to the ground by him.Hearing the voice, he opened his eyes in bewilderment, the eyes were red with a layer of tears.

"What's wrong with you?" Lin Yicheng sat down beside the bed.

"It hurts." The latter blinked dryly. If he hadn't said it hurt, it wouldn't have been obvious from his expression.

"I'll rub it for you." After speaking, he stretched out both hands to press Chu Qiao's temples and made a circle.

After rubbing for a long time, until Lin Yicheng fell asleep, he suddenly woke up with his head down, and found that Chu Qiao had also fallen asleep.He woke up Chu Qiao dissatisfied, and Chu Qiao was also a little dissatisfied when he was woken up. He frowned and even pouted his mouth slightly, asking, "Huh?"

"Does it still hurt?"

Chu Qiao shook his head.

"That's just right, let's compare." Lin Yicheng bit his tongue when he spoke.

"Compared to what?" Chu Qiao asked curiously.

"Sit up first." After speaking, he stretched out his hand to pull Chu up, and forcibly crossed his legs.After doing this, Lin Yicheng straightened his body and sat cross-legged across from Chu Qiao.

Chu Qiao was resting on his head, annoyed by him, and asked impatiently, "What do you want to compare?"

"Are you a man?"

Chu Qiao frowned immediately when he heard the words, but Lin Yicheng liked this look very much. The frowning Chu Qiao seemed to be molested by him and dared to be angry and dare not speak out. No matter how he looked at it, he felt happy .

"If you are a man, you should compare what is most important to a man." Lin Yicheng said and pointed to his crotch.

Chu Qiao still frowned, puffed out her chest and said, "Why!"

"Unless, unless you can't!"

Chu Qiao was obviously stimulated by this sentence, and said as soon as the voice fell, "Okay! Compare! How do you compare?"

"You, you take off your pants first."

Chu Qiao didn't have extra brain cells to think about how weird the conversation was, so he stood up and took off his pants neatly.Lin Yicheng didn't intend to take advantage of it, so he took off his pants, and this time the two sat down facing each other again naked.

"And then?" Chu Qiao asked.

Lin Yicheng thought for a while and said, "We compare endurance." After speaking, he extended an "eight" gesture and said, "Is there always handjob?"

"Really know it!" Chu Qiao snorted completely unconvinced.

"That's good! I'll start by counting 'one, two, three', whoever comes out first will be the loser." After Lin Yicheng finished speaking, he took a "ready" posture, and seeing that Chu Qiao had caught his bird, he said, "One , two, three, start!"

As soon as the words fell, the hands of the two moved together.To be honest, for the two drunk people who have already lost the ability to think, they really don't have any sexual | desire.

Lin Yicheng took a sneak look at Chu Qiao's butt, and it was not as small as he imagined, and it seemed that it was not much worse than his own. This recognition made him even more unhappy.

Chu Qiao is usually relatively abstinent, but this time the drunk jerk | gun is naturally fierce, he couldn't help moaning, and when he looked up, he saw Lin Yicheng staring at him.So he stretched out his hand to cover it and said, "What are you looking at!"

"I..." Lin Yicheng was stunned by Chu Qiao's coquettish demeanor and was speechless for a while, before saying, "Show you my head office, too?" After speaking, he turned around .

Chu Qiao glanced curiously and then secretly at his own, Lin Yicheng immediately stretched out his hand to cover his body, and snorted, "I can only take a look."

"Hmph!" Chu Qiao exaggeratedly turned his head away, focusing on his "career". Not long after, huh——

Chu Qiao was stunned, looking at the thing in his hand with a dull expression for a moment, as if he had fallen into a two-dimensional black hole.

Lin Yicheng glanced at it and burst out laughing, pointing at Chu Qiao and laughing, "I won! I won! You are so useless! You are so fast! Hahahaha..." Lin Yicheng laughed directly Rolling on the bed, having known each other for so long, he finally defeated Chu Qiao, which made him very proud. His mood can only be described as suddenly opening up, seeing the sun through the clouds and mists.

God Chu who was being ridiculed was very angry, his brows were furious, he reached out and grabbed Lin Yicheng's tie and shouted, "It doesn't count! It's not fair!"

"Why don't you count it? How is it unfair?" Film Emperor Lin was very cautious about Chu Qiao's repudiation.

Chu Qiao frowned again, with a steamed bun face thinking for a long time but didn't grasp the point, and finally looked at Lin Yicheng's root before suddenly remembering, arrogantly said, "I came out first because I have good skills."

Lin Yicheng immediately refused to accept it, and puffed up his chest and said, "My skills are also good!"

"Then why are you so slow? You can't at all!" Chu Qiao seized this point and tried hard to refute.

"I don't believe it! Why do you say that you have good skills?"

"Then what do you want?"

Lin Yicheng thought about it for a while, then Mao Sai suddenly realized, pointed down and said, "Unless you try it on me, I will admit defeat that soon!"

"Okay!" Chu Qiao seemed to be very confident in his skills. He bent down and touched Lin Yicheng's stick. It was obviously a hand, but the owner didn't know how much it was because he stimulated it himself. It was as if he was used to the spring breeze blowing suddenly. There was a gust of summer wind, and the whole person was warm, and he was so comfortable that he instantly forgot about it.

Chu Qiao's skills are actually not very good, it's just that he has been abstinent for too long, and he doesn't pay much attention to this aspect, so he is so fast.But this meeting changed the object, and after helping Lin Yicheng for a long time, Yizhu Qingtian didn't seem to want to vent at all, but he was sore first, and he felt uncomfortable when he bent over.

But he is also an unyielding character, even though he can't lift his arms, he doesn't want to be looked down upon.It's a pity that he drank too much alcohol, his body was mechanized, and his mind was a mess. Because he was too tired, he simply lay down on Lin Yicheng's lap.

Lin Yicheng was enjoying himself, when he opened his eyes, he saw Chu Qiao laying on his lap with an aggrieved look and looking up at his "big orange", a pair of slender legs were exposed, and his shirt was twisted The collar was torn open, revealing a beautiful and delicate collarbone.The four eyes met each other, their eyes were shining, and there were shimmering lights in their dark pupils.

Immediately, Lin Yicheng only felt his blood rushing, and his heart was beating so loudly that he was deafened.A sentence Xiao Bai said before suddenly appeared in his mind, "If you can hold back at this time, it is definitely not true love!"

right!Lao Tzu is a man, he can bear it or can't bear it!

Although I said so much, in fact, there was nothing in Lin Yingdi's mind at the time, and he just looked at each other for three seconds before he couldn't help it.The big hand grabbed Chu Qiao's collar and pulled him closer, kissed him without any explanation, and crushed him among the bed brothers.