Chapter 116
Chapter 116
Probably guessing that he had already given enough shots of the Golden Horse Queen as ordered by the program group, fearing that it would be too late, the host hastily raised the volume, announcing that the program of this episode had entered the final stage.
The final link has a name that sounds creepy-"Today's college entrance examination".
【998: What barbecue? 】
【Su Muwan:...】
The game rules of "Today's College Entrance Examination" are almost the same as the previous round of "role-playing". They are all based on the bonus and deduction of points in the rush-answer mode. There is only one black pen for the answer, which is placed on the central podium, and the whiteboard used to carry the answers is located diagonally below the podium.Don't worry about not being able to see clearly, every wall in this venue is actually a projection screen.
"'Today's college entrance examination', as the name suggests, is all college entrance examination questions." The host said with a smirk, "Of course, there are also encyclopedic knowledge."
As soon as the words fell, the faces of the guests at the scene were a little ugly.The theme they received before participating in this program was "role-playing". It stands to reason that all the game sessions should not deviate from this theme, and the "college entrance exam today" happened to catch them by surprise-after all, most people They are not young anymore, and the college entrance examination for them is more like what they did when they were in kindergarten.
However, they didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction with this, because everyone knows that Guan Mu is a well-known variety show director who doesn't follow common sense.But maybe it is precisely because they don't play cards according to common sense, so the programs directed by them are worth watching, so they can be popular all over the country.
As if a consensus was reached in an instant, the guests all looked at the "rare species" in their group - Xiao Xianrou.Because they think that if these little fresh meats hadn't made their debut, they should be sitting in the classroom preparing for the college entrance examination now.Regardless of his grades, he is much better than those who have been out of school for a long time.
Yu Yunshu and Lin Yin were no exception, they cast their eyes on Du Kang in unison.
"Seniors... please, please don't look at me like this, I can't do it..." Du Kang was so frightened that he couldn't speak properly.
【998: How can a man say he can't do it? ! 】
[Su Muwan: Throw out all the yellow waste in your brain, or I will apply for your brain to be taken out and returned to the factory for cleaning. 】
【998:...】
"Just look at the answer, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong." Lin Yin quickly withdrew his gaze when he heard the words, "It's still a question of whether you can win over these people."
His interest in this episode was not too high from the beginning to the end, probably because he was all focused on Yu Yunshu who was on the sidelines.
"Games are for relaxation, don't be stressed." Compared with Lin Yin's business, Yu Yunshu's participation is obviously much higher. "If you can't grab it, I will grab it and you will answer it. Anyway. There is no rule that the person who grabs the pen must answer the question.”
After she finished speaking, she smiled at Du Kang in a conciliatory manner, with a fleeting look.
Yu Yunshu's sense of integration will invisibly create a subconscious feeling of "being in a high position without putting on airs", thus accumulating higher popularity for her.
Su Muwan, who had been staring at Yu Yunshu's face in a daze since the host finished introducing the rules of the game, was brought back to his senses by Yu Yunshu's smile.After learning about the content of the conversation between the three of them from 998, she immediately became unconvinced.
What to grab?What if these people hurt you without measure? !Just let me go!I'm fine with both, you won't be disappointed!
Little did he know that his actions and demeanor at this moment were like a child vying for favor.
Seeing that the guests on the field were almost ready, the host stopped talking and went straight to the topic.He pressed the remote control in his hand, and immediately after that, a picture exuding a cold light appeared on the largest wall of the program recording site - the well-known WeChat startup interface.Right below the picture there is a string of neat typography:
"May I ask what month and day this picture was taken?"
This question was like a powerful bomb, which immediately caused a sensation in the audience.
"This, this, this is a college entrance examination question?!"
"...is it a geography question in the college entrance examination?"
"I'm afraid you're kidding me..."
"If you simply ask the month, you can still guess, but unfortunately the question is too specific."
......
One of the guests was smarter. When everyone was still in shock, he rushed to the podium to get the fountain pen, and then returned to his seat to discuss with the members of the group.But out of face, they didn't discuss for long, and selected a few special days and randomly selected one from them.Finally, he ran to the whiteboard, took off the cap of the pen and wrote "January 1st" on the whiteboard.
"Wrong answer." As soon as he lowered his hand, the host pressed the red button on his hand.
So he quickly changed the answer to "May 5st".
Seeing this, the host said helplessly: "Each guest can only fill in one answer at a time, please consciously put the fountain pen back to its original position after writing."
Several guests came up after him, but unfortunately none of them could win this question.Seeing this, the rest of the guests who hadn't answered the questions calmed down a little——
You don't have to stick to a question, it's easy to deduct points and it's hard to add points.
Seeing this, Yu Yunshu tilted his head to look at Du Kang, smiled and encouraged him, "Go and try?"
"No, no, no..." Du Kang shook his head again and again when he heard the words, "I really don't know how to do it, I don't have a clue."
Just when Du Kang was trying to evade, Su Muwan walked up to the podium without saying a word, picked up the fountain pen, pushed off the cap with his thumb, turned around and walked towards the whiteboard, and finally wrote on the whiteboard calmly: December 12", and added a "winter solstice" at the end.
"...The answer is correct." The host couldn't help being surprised when he saw that Su Muwan had written the correct answer in this way.As if deliberately trying to make things difficult for Su Muwan, he stopped Su Muwan who was about to walk back to his seat, and asked her about her thinking on solving the problem.
"Actually, there are two answers. What I wrote is the standard answer for the college entrance examination." Su Muwan explained slowly after hearing the words, "The white part in the picture is the cloud system. Although the southern hemisphere in the photo is generally covered by thick cloud systems It is covered, but the shooting angle can still be judged from the northeast corner of the African continent, the Red Sea, and Madagascar. Since the cloud system covers the southern hemisphere, it means that the global pressure belt and wind belt are moving south. According to the light, it can be inferred that this time The moon is located between the sun and the earth, and this moon phase will roughly appear on the first day of each lunar month. In addition, the shooting location is on the moon, and the picture clearly shows the condition of "the most southern part of the moon"-about the southern latitude 30°, at this time the angle between white and red must have reached the maximum value, and the sun will directly shine on the Tropic of Capricornus, so it is the winter solstice.”
After saying a word, the audience fell silent.
Du Kang was stunned for a few seconds at first, and then shrank his neck involuntarily: "...I don't know what's going on."
"Cough..." Seeing that Su Muwan was not troubled, the host was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly smoothed things over, "Then let's move on to the next question."
"It is known that the center coordinates of circle C are (0, m), and the radius length is r. If the straight line 2x-y+3=0 is tangent to circle C and point A (-2, -1), then m=?, r=?."
Guests: "..."
Su Muwan just sat down, and stood up again when he raised his eyes to see the question.Ignoring the surprised gazes from around her, she stepped onto the podium calmly again, picked up a pen and wrote "m=-2, r=√5 ̄" on the whiteboard.At the end, she looked back at the host and asked, "Are the next questions all college entrance examination questions of this level? If so, I won't go down. This way I can save a little time."
As soon as the words fell, except for Yu Yunshu, everyone present looked at her as if they were looking at a monster.
The host saw that Su Muwan was so arrogant and wanted to teach her a lesson, so he acquiesced.So Su Muwan stood in front of the whiteboard logically, and answered the third question all the way to the last question.
Incredibly, she got all the answers right, like a walking answering machine.
"Miss 'Yu Hui' is actually a top student, she really hides her secrets." After confirming that Su Muwan did have the capital of arrogance, the host refused to accept it.
If Jiang Ruoshi was present, she would have rushed to correct the host, telling him that Su Muwan was not a "student master" but a "student god".
Su Muwan heard that she was imitating Yu Yunshu, and said neither arrogant nor humble: "I'm overwhelmed. In the end, I can only study hard, and I'm not as proficient in everything as senior sister Yu Yunshu."
You praised me in the last session, so I'm going to praise you back now.
Su Muwan thought about this, and unconsciously spread a childish smile on her face that didn't match her temperament at all.
As everyone knows, her smile made everyone on the field stop breathing for a few seconds.
Yu Yunshu was also slightly taken aback when she saw this, but when she came back to her senses, she actually had the idea of hiding Su Muwan from anyone's covetousness.
absurd.
She pretended to turn her face away inadvertently, trying to force this ridiculous idea out of her mind.
[998: Host, don't you think you're laughing so badly? 】
【Su Muwan:...】
After being reminded by 998, Su Muwan immediately suppressed the smile on his face, pretending to be nervous and asked the host, "Excuse me, how many points can these questions give our group?"
"Ten points." The host replied after hearing the words, and immediately explained before Su Muwan asked the question, "In this session, each question counts as one point. I forgot to declare it just now, it was my negligence ,Excuse me."
Su Muwan couldn't help feeling a little disappointed when she heard this, but she controlled her emotions very well and didn't show it at all. She politely thanked the host and then returned to her room with a look of "seeking praise". The position has gone up.
However, Yu Yunshu did not praise her as she wished, which made her depressed after being disappointed.
This episode of the program has since come to an end.The next shoot is scheduled for tomorrow, and the theme is "Nongjiale", which means that the invited guests will leave City B to go to a farm in the countryside.
Although it was only two o'clock in the afternoon after the show ended, everyone was hungry because they hadn't eaten lunch.As for the box lunch provided by the program group, they said that they really didn't want to eat it, so they invited each other in private to go somewhere to eat.After eating, I have to rush back to pack my luggage, and then take the time to rest.
After all, the farm work on the second day must be very tiring.
Although Su Muwan was not hungry, she still took away her portion of boxed lunch with the thought of "shameful waste".
[998: Host, you see so many people, you are the only one to get the lunch. 】
[Su Muwan:? ? ? 】
【998: It's purely literal, not cursing you to die. 】
【Su Muwan:...】
Because she was in a bad mood, she didn't even bother to stumble with 998, so she found an inconspicuous corner and squatted down, placing the lunch box on the floor in front of her.
This move of hers made 998 suddenly feel that she was a little pitiful, and felt guilty immediately.
【998: Host, I was wrong...】
【Su Muwan:...】
【998: I really know I was wrong...】
Unexpectedly, Su Muwan didn't care about its guilt at all, but indulged in the sadness that he couldn't get Yu Yunshu's attention.
【Su Muwan: You said why she didn't praise me...】
【998:? ? ? 】
[Su Muwan: As soon as the recording ended, she disappeared, and Lin Yin also disappeared. They must have gone flying together, right?How cruel, leaving me here alone...]
【998:...】
998 saw that he had fed the dog with guilt, and wanted to turn on Su Muwan's "trap her" mode again, but Su Muwan's tone was so aggrieved, it almost reached the point of "deaf people are sad and those who hear it are even more sad". This made it impossible to speak for a while.
"I'm so sad..."
Just when Su Muwan looked up to the sky and screamed, suddenly there was an intoxicating voice behind her, still like old wine:
"What are you sad about?"
After hearing this familiar voice, Su Muwan was like a frightened bird. He picked up the boxed lunch in front of him with his left hand and turned around in panic.The moment he saw Yu Yunshu, the tears that had swirled in his eyes for a long time fell down.
Bit by bit, it dripped over the delicate skin of the cheeks.
Her crying made Yu Yunshu confused.
"what happened to you?"
998 in the system space was also taken aback when he saw this.
【998: Host, you...】
[Su Muwan: Don't make noise, I finally got into the show! 】
【998: ...Oh, then I will leave you alone.Please continue. 】
Su Muwan didn't answer Yu Yunshu directly.She bent down and put the box lunch in her hand aside, then straightened up and walked up to Yu Yunshu, when Yu Yunshu showed a puzzled expression, she suddenly opened her arms and hugged him.
"elder sister......"
Her voice was very weak, as if it would disappear in the wind in the next second, but it was crying clearly.
I don't know how many years of longing have caused such heart-piercing pain.
The trembling "sister" made Yu Yunshu who wanted to push her away immediately give up struggling.
Why do I feel heartache?
Yu Yunshu couldn't figure it out.Although she reminded herself over and over again that "the person in front of you who is holding you and crying is the person who ruined your reputation in the previous life", but her heart was desperately resisting her will——
It seemed that he was trying his best to seek justice for Su Muwan.
"Don't cry." Yu Yunshu wavered between his will and heart, so he had to compromise temporarily, "What happened?"
However, Su Muwan's next answer almost made her laugh angrily.
"I'm hungry......"
Seeing that Yu Yunshu didn't push her away, Su Muwan was so happy that she almost failed, but fortunately she controlled the excitement in her heart in time.She raised her head and looked at Yu Yunshu aggrievedly, while thinking about how to make progress.
It's a pity that Lin Yin is not beautiful, but he appeared at this time.
"Yun Shu, I've already booked a restaurant, let's go."
【998: It's over...】
[Su Muwan: It's a pity, it's still a little bit... Maybe it will be successful in making the heroine's favorability towards me rise to a positive number. 】
Oh, forget it, next time.After all, for a mature woman, perhaps a man is more important between a younger sister and a man.
As Su Muwan thought about it, his arms holding Yu Yunshu gradually fell down, and the smile on his face that was originally aggrieved suddenly faded.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have to miss the appointment." Yu Yunshu looked at Lin Yin with a little apology and said, "You can invite other people to go with you. The bill will be recorded in my name, and it will be regarded as an apology."
After she finished speaking, regardless of Lin Yin's reaction, she turned her gaze back to Su Muwan and stopped there.
"Come on, let's take you to dinner."
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Today's update get√.
Lin Yin: "Why? I'm not convinced!"
Su Muwan: "Because sisters are like brothers and feet, men are like clothes."
Yu Yunshu: "Because you are cute."
998: "I think it's because you have great acting skills."
Jiang Ruoshi: "This kind of anti-human learning god should be locked up for the limited edition joint question set of Huanggang and Longmen."
Su Muwan: "Huanggang and Longmen? These two are things I've been playing with for a long time."
Jiang Ruoshi: "..."
The next one is sweeter and more exciting.At the same time, the crisis of the plot is about to begin.
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