novelsmap Chapter 11 Author Exchange Meeting
Chapter 11 Author Exchange Meeting
After experiencing the vigorous Weibo incident, the highly anticipated author exchange meeting finally kicked off on Saturday night.
The so-called exchange meeting is actually an annual tea party held by the website for communication between authors and readers.Invited some authors who are relatively popular in the online literary circle in recent years, stronger or more controversial topics, to tell newcomers who want to write their own articles about their writing experience, talk about their views on their own articles, and Fans interact and play some games, or satisfy everyone's mentality of sending blades to the author to remind the author to update on the spot.
When Cup Mo Ting sneaked into the official YY channel without anyone noticing it, the number of people on the channel was tens of thousands, and it seemed that he would be stuck out if he was not careful.
Maishang is this year's tear harvester, a certain abuser "Sweet Donuts", usually full of domineering queen aura when updating articles.
It is said that many readers once said that the hearts and minds who were abused by the text trembled and burst into tears, and they all asked to modify the ending or write a story about dog abuse, otherwise they would abandon the article in anger, throw negative points wildly, and throw bombs and blades at the author. Thinking of the author's eyelids, he didn't even raise his eyes: If you want to abandon the article, you can come here if you want. I won't change a single word of the article. Now that you see this article, it is already at its best. This is I can think of the best and most natural ending for them. It is meaningless to force HE.
Unexpectedly, the voice in reality is soft and cute, and it can't be seen that it is the big hand of the queen who is making tears.
The host, Xiao Pi, is also a very experienced girl, and immediately asked the topic that everyone is most interested in: I heard that Donut thinks he is the author of a sweet article?
——It’s not a bad thing to say this, I gave a candy for the whole article. →_→
——There is shi in the sugar→_→
——There is poison in shi→_→
Sweet donuts: Don't you think the author's name is sweet?Think sweet donuts. ^_^
……
Cup Mo Ting was listening happily, so he was dragged into the small room.
Don't Stop Cupping: ...
Cup not stopping: I knew it was you→_→
Xingchen: How unwilling are you to see me→_→
Cup not stopping: no one would like to see their creditor [goodbye]
Xingchen: It's a big deal, I won't rush your article today, okay, have you read the process?
Cup Moting: Uh... Usually it's just answering questions?
Xingchen: That’s why I didn’t watch it→_→
Don't Stop Cupping: ...
Xingchen: It’s okay if you don’t watch it, after all, you probably didn’t watch it carefully in previous years→_→But this year you are with Lang Taosha, you have to take the responsibility of not being cold [bye]
In the past, he and Lang Taosha usually had an opening and a finale, and they had no intersection with each other. This time they were together for the first time. It's no wonder that the host girl was nervous, presumably because she was afraid of embarrassing cancer.
It can be seen from this that Langtaosha's aura of high-cold ghosts and animals that keeps people away from others has become strong to a certain extent.
Don't Stop Cupping: ...
Cup not stopping: I try my best [smile]
When going out of the small room, Maishang was talking with a soft male voice, clear and clear boyish voice, and Bei Moting glanced at the public screen to realize that it was Bihaishengbo.
He didn't have any superfluous feelings for Bihai Shengbo, and he didn't bother to bother to hate it, but after the plagiarism incident last time, he really couldn't like it.
Anyone who has written an article should know that writing an article is actually a process of creating a brain hole and then filling in your own brain hole. The holes you open today are your tears tomorrow! !In short, writing an article is really not easy. Thinking of a meme I like will make me feel very happy, but expanding this meme into an article is simply crazy.
Think about the text you spent hours writing, and when it reaches the plagiarist, it is just copy and paste, and it does not exceed three seconds before and after.When you are still a little transparent who only cares about comments and collections, people have already become masters of copying, and the Holy Mother will also blow up.
Of course, he hasn't read Bihai Shengbo's articles, and he can't say that his stuff is plagiarized. To have so many fans, he must have some talent. This time, it may be an accident, or it may be intentional. Yes, but it's good not to care about it, but it's too embarrassing to let go of the past.
What's more, fortunately, he was the one who was pinched this time, and fortunately, Lang Taosha happened to be reading that article. If it were a real newcomer, he might be pinched and discouraged, and he would have nothing to say about his suffering.
He simply sent a message to Xingchen, asking her to private message him when it was his turn, and then quit the channel.
When I came back, the number of people on the channel was close to [-], and there were people on the public screen wailing that they were about to be disconnected. Bei Moting calmly looked at the speed of his emperor attack, revealing a puzzled Smile.
The so-called abuse must be sweet, and now the author on Maishang is a sweet writer who has been professionally abusing dogs for 30 years.Wherever her text exists, dog food cannot be bought within a radius of thirty miles.
The number of her articles is almost as large as that of Lang Taosha, and the scope of her coverage is amazing, from campus and workplace to time travel and rebirth, from fantasy cultivation to western magic, from historical martial arts to spy warfare.
But they all have one thing in common, that is, the protagonists all end up rolling in bed.
"The Domineering President Dotes on the Little Wife", they parted and reunited and finally rolled into bed; "Tsundere Master's Adorable Little Apprentice", they were entangled and finally rolled into bed; "
, they were awkward and eventually rolled into bed; in "The God of High Leng and His Little Transparent Lover", they cried and laughed and finally rolled into bed.Rolled into bed at the beginning, rolled into bed in the middle, and rolled into bed at the end.
Small split: Have you ever thought about writing an article with the same name as Qingshui, Shimizu? ^_^
——Pfft, answer for Shimizu, the concubine can't do it 23333
——Hahaha Mishida, we like your simple and crude sweetness^_^
——Hahaha, Xiao Pi, this annoying little goblin, you say you don’t want meat but clean water, but your body is still honest^_^
Qingshui Wuhen: Hahaha, I suddenly want to write an article with Donut! !
The article co-written by the abuser and the sweet writer who received the most blades on the website?Everyone said that the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.
Small split: The male lead and the female lead rolled onto the bed covered in blood, and then stabbed the dagger into each other's chest after a tragic h. The male lead hugged the dying female lead, and closed his eyes with a smile.In this way, you are at last completely mine.
——Holy shit, it's inexplicably cute, hahaha! !
——It really feels like donuts and clear water fit together 23333
——The cuteness of the fan, oh my god, let's write together, let's write together, let's write together, sweet and sweet! ! !
Qingshui Wuhen: Haha, if there is a chance.
Xiao Pi: Okay, thank you, Shimizu, and then the last two guests of our exchange meeting, Xiao Pi is so nervous, do you know who they are?
Qingshui Wuhen had already been carried down, and Langtaosha and Cup Moding were all brushed up on the public screen.
【Cup Mo DingjiaのLittle Carrot】: We are really not here to urge changes^_^
【Cup Mo DingjiaのLittle Pepper】: We are really not here to remind you to change^_^
【Cup Mo Dingjiaの小白草】: We are really not here to urge you to update ^_^
【Cup Mo DingjiaのLittle Spinach】: We are really not here to remind you to change ^_^
……
[Langtaoshajiaの红衣]: I am writing more today ^_^
[LangtaoshajiaのQingyun]: Today, I will update the text ^_^
【Wangtaoshajiaの白影】: Big Daddy has another article today ^_^
[Lang Tao Sha Jia の Lancer]: Da Da has another article today ^_^
【Langtao ShajiaのGrey Bird】: Big Daddy has another article today ^_^
……
Bei Moting looked at his shabby little radishes, cabbage, and peppers with a strong rural flavor, and then looked at other people's beautifully painted red clothes and white shadow Qingyun Lanser, and silently supported his forehead with his hands.
If anyone dares to say what kind of master has what kind of fans in the future, he must know it, use emotion and reason to kill them all.
Xiao Pi: Next, please come and say hello to everyone!
Cup Moting: Hello everyone, I am Cup Moting.
It's not the clear and bright boyish voice like the blue sea, but more magnetic and deep, with a bit of laziness, which unexpectedly suits the feeling of that person, as if that person's voice should be like that.
Lang Taosha paused for a while before speaking: Hello everyone, I am Lang Taosha.
——Audio control said that the sound of Bei Mo Ting Da is so magnetic! !
——Oh my God, the cold and deep voice of Lang Taosha Da Da! ! !
——Looking at the annual nympho post, it's obviously not the first time I've heard it! └(^O^)┐
——Maybe it’s because the two of them talk together, and feel that life is complete┌(^O^)┘
It is not the first time for Bei Moting and Lang Taosha to participate in the author exchange meeting, and it is naturally not the first time for everyone to hear their voices, but these two are one after the other, and they both have the temperament to appear on the stage when it is their turn, so it is true Heard each other's voice for the first time.
Xiao Pi: Okay, let’s say that when we appeared on the stage just now, the fans of Cup Mo Ting Da Da were really not here to urge us to change, and the fans of Lang Tao Sha Da Da Da Da Da’s fan brushed Da Da Da’s new text today. I can only say, Have been drinking big, have you felt the resentment of your fans?
The annual crusade against time is really impossible to avoid, Bei Moting accepted his fate with a wry smile: blame me.
——Of course it’s your fault, or it’s me 23333
——If you know something is wrong, update the article! ! !
——However, it’s not the same thing. Recognizing one’s mistakes and correcting them are two different things. Cup Mo Tingda is a typical example of admitting one’s mistakes extremely straightforwardly, but refusing to correct them after repeated admonitions! ! !
——Upstairs +3.1415926, every time we complained about not updating the text, he said it was my fault, and then continued to drag the text with peace of mind! ! !
——When I read the article, the most cruel thing is not the size of the donut, but the four words, which have not been updated [smile]
——Every time I follow his articles, I have to read the previous ones many times, and I have forgotten all the previous plots by the time he updates them.In the end, he still has the face to say, don’t be sad, as the author, you definitely don’t read it as many times as I do. After all, I have to re-read the first few chapters before every update, because I don’t know where I wrote it.
Cup Mo Ting greatly said, I pretended not to understand what you were talking about.
Looking at the scrolling note on the public screen, Lang Taosha felt that he had thought of a very inappropriate idiom, and his grief was everywhere.
Looking at Bei Mo Ting's expression of letting you cry like complaining, I can't help but laugh.So it turns out that Cup Mo Ting is such a person?In the face of such a series of bombings, he can remain calm and calm, as if he is not talking about himself, it is simply... the thickness of the skin should be good.
As a result, the effect of this laugh is comparable to the "teacher is here" yelled by the students in the back row in the third year of high school, or the footsteps of your mother walking in to cover you with the quilt when you secretly watched a movie in the middle of the night.As soon as this smile came out, the surroundings were completely silent, and even the sound of Maishang's breathing disappeared, and the public screen, which was originally in a boiling state, went blank and instantly froze.
After a short pause, Gongping finally went crazy.
——Holy shit, if I heard correctly, Lang Taosha laughed out loud just now! !
——Holy shit, if I heard it right, Lang Taosha, who never answered questions with more than five words, laughed out loud! !
——Holy shit, I heard it right, the answer to the question just now never exceeds five words, which made the embarrassing and cancerous Lang Taosha laugh out loud! !
——Holy shit, I heard it right, the answer to the question just now never exceeds five words, embarrassing the host, Lang Taosha, who has committed cancer, laughed because of the cup! !
——Holy shit, I heard it right, the answer to the question just now never exceeds five words, which embarrasses the host. Lang Taosha, who has committed cancer, laughs because of the black history of the cup, not stopping! !