Chapter 95 Fortune Telling
Chapter 95 Fortune Telling
Zhang Shu had seen it. Hu Gua had mentioned to himself that Lu Han had many tricks when trying the case, and he especially knew the principle of attacking the heart first.
"Ugh."
He sighed, and kissed Lu Han's cheek with reluctance, and when he was a little disappointed, Zhang Shu suddenly kissed his lips again.
"Go back and sit down, I'll burn incense for you."
"Ai!"
Lu Han took Zhang Shu's hand and walked towards the shrine.
"What are you doing? I have to wait in line."
"Your family can be quicker."
Without saying a word, Lu Han pushed away the passers-by A, B, and C, and led Zhang Shu to his seat.
"Let's burn the incense."
"Go and sit down."
"We are of the same generation after serving wine. I can't bear this, so you should offer incense to the throne of God. I'm considered a family member."
Zhang Shu shook his head helplessly, took the three sticks of incense from Lu Han himself on the ground, and bowed to the empty altar, with an indescribable feeling in his heart, a little understanding of the Holy Virgin Mary mental state.
Just when he was about to insert the incense into the incense burner enshrined on the throne, the three incense sticks broke at the same time!
"...!"
Zhang Shu looked at the broken incense handle in his hand in surprise, and instinctively turned his head to look at Lu Han.
"what happened?"
"..."
Lu Han didn't speak, his expression was tense, but soon, he relaxed.
"Oh, it may be that the temple congratulations here have embezzled my offerings again. They just bought some defective products and sold them here. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right for people to eat. It's not a problem. Go out and visit the temple. I'll be right back."
"Lu Han?"
Lu Han sprinted to the throne, sat upright, gestured a "two" to him, and then waved his hand, the hall suddenly returned to life and became bustling again.
"Hey, hey, what's going on? I was the one who snatched the incense burner first, it's over, it's over, the first stick of incense was burned by someone else!"
The young woman behind Zhang Shu shouted in frustration.
"Uncle! Uncle!"
Hu Gua was afraid of arousing public anger, so he rushed forward quickly and pulled Zhang Shu away.
"Whoosh..."
The two of them rushed out of the temple gate in one breath, and they were slightly relieved.
"Are you haunted just now? Why did you rank first in the blink of an eye, uncle?"
It seemed that Hu Gua didn't know about Lu Han's apparition. He scratched the fox fur on his head and asked incredulously.
"..."
Zhang Shu looked at him, feeling a little guilty. Hu Gua's life was also delayed by him for a few minutes, but for this thousand-year-old fox, a few minutes shouldn't matter, right?
Zhang Shu made up his mind not to confess, he shook his head and said, "The crowd at the back is too crowded, maybe it's a mistake."
A master and a servant strolled on the long street outside the Judgment Temple. Sure enough, there were the goldfish sellers that Lu Han mentioned, and there were many people who came to the gate of the temple to sell candles, paper horse wax sticks.
"Sir, take a look at Gao Xiang. Official government-made goods are no match for those sold outside. Once burned, they will be broken. If they are broken, it will be a taboo."
Zhang Shu had already passed by the stall, and when he heard the peddler's words, he turned back from the original road, pretended to be looking at the goods, and asked along with his voice, "What will happen if it breaks?"
"It's unlucky to break it. If all three branches are broken, it's a big disaster! You can't ask for anything. This Lupan Temple Fair has always been the most effective in asking for a son, and it's not sloppy."
"..."
Zhang Shu's complexion became unsightly, he could not ask for anything, all he wanted was the safety of broad beans, why did this happen.
"Uncle, are you okay?"
Hu Gua waited at the back, and couldn't hear the conversation between the two of them clearly. He always felt that the profiteer was trying to trick Zhang Shu, so he hurriedly dragged him forward.
"No."
Zhang Shu replied casually, still thinking about what happened just now.
Lu Han never pretended to be in front of him. No matter how well he concealed it, he seemed to raise his eyebrows just now. It was a small gesture he would make when encountering difficult problems or unexpected situations. After being together for so long, there will always be this certainty.
"Hey! There's a hexagram booth in front!"
Cucumbers belong to animals with very keen intuition. Seeing that Zhang Shu was a little sullen, looking around for delicious and interesting things, he suddenly saw a signboard with an iron mouth hanging in front of him, and he was very happy.
In ancient times, he did not have so many entertainment items in modern times. One of his reserved items is to transform into various appearances of men, women, old and young, go to the street to tease fortune-tellers, change his appearance and palm prints at will, and turn those who are not satisfied with a bottle The fortune teller, who was shopping around half a bottle, was so dumbfounded by the teasing. Now that he saw something interesting, he would not let it go. He dragged Zhang Shu to the divination booth.
"Hey, forget it."
Zhang Shu was not in the mood, he was already pushed to the front of the hexagram booth by Hu Gua, and he still planned to get up and say goodbye.
"This guest officer, please wait."
Behind the hexagram booth, the old man wearing sunglasses pushed his glasses pretendingly, stretched out his hand with long nails tremblingly, and waved towards Zhang Shu.
"Hey, I said old man."
Cugua looked fresh, and waved his hand in front of his eyes.
"Where did you buy this rayban? Is it a high imitation?"
"Cough cough, brother, don't make fun of me. This guest officer, please sit down, I will give you a message."
Hu Gua rolled his eyes, and he said it nicely. It is estimated that the lion will have to open his mouth at that time, but that's okay, anyway, the boss's family is so poor that only money is left.
"Grandpa, why don't you sit down for a while, it seems that he came here after somersaulting, listen to what he has to say."
Hu Gua didn't care, and stretched out his hand to push Zhang Shu on the chair.
"Guest officer, don't blame the old man for not listening to you, you are being entangled by the little devil."
Mr. Tie Zui looked at Zhang Shu for a while, stretched out his hand to stroke his gray beard, and said in a spirited voice.
Hugua nodded next to him, isn't he entangled?Even the baby is pregnant.
"But guest officer, don't worry, this little devil has only had a relationship with you for nine months, so he is something you can't keep your eyes open."
"you!"
Zhang Shu didn't understand what was going on, but Hu Gua knew it very well in his heart, he was angry to the heart and evil to the gall, and bared his teeth and shouted at him: "Say it, Shaohun!"
The things that can't open their eyes refer to the fetuses that died before full term, so it's no wonder that Hugua is so angry.
"Hugua, what did he say?"
"Grandpa, don't listen to his nonsense, let's go."
Hu Gua spat angrily, feeling very unlucky in his heart, if the master found out, he would definitely be scolded again, and he blamed himself for being troublesome, insisting on coming to the divination booth to play with people, but people didn't play, but let others Diaphragm responded once.
"Hey, hey, don't go, the price is negotiable, if you want to get rid of this little devil soon..."
"Dump your grandma as a third grandson!"
Hu Gua couldn't bear this idleness, so he set his paws on the Gua booth and went up for a week, directly knocking down the Gua booth.
"Ouch! The city management is beating someone!"
The fortune teller was overturned to the ground, shouting, not really beating people by the urban management, but all the year round temple fairs are chicken thieves, knowing such a shout, surrounded by people from three floors inside and outside, Those who beat people and pick things up won't be able to escape.
"Uncle, run!"
Hu Gua gave full play to his boyfriend power at this moment, picked up Zhang Shu and ran away. He is a big fox in his body, and he runs very fast. This area is also Lu Han's temple, and the terrain is very familiar. He ran for a while. Two blocks, really got rid of those onlookers.
"Cucumber, what does he mean? Are broad beans dangerous?"
"Huh...huh..."
Hugua ran wildly all the way, and was already out of breath at the moment. After wheezing for a while, he reluctantly waved his hands.
"Grandpa, don't listen to that old coffin's nonsense, there's nothing wrong with it, our young master is the only child of the master's life, how could something happen."
Zhang Shu nodded dubiously. He had heard from Lu Han before that because he died in battle, he received the gift of national commemoration. Will it be, I didn't expect it to still be there, but...
"Grandpa, you don't know. I have been fighting wits and courage with this group of fortune-tellers for several lifetimes. They have always been this kind of virtue. Let me first say that you have a hurdle in your life. You need to spend money to solve it. If they are so good If you have the ability, why don't you let go of your evil spirit first? You are always beaten like a rotten pear by the city management."
"..."
Although Zhang Shu felt that there was nothing wrong with Hu Gua's words, but these few things were too hasty. Was it because he was careless?
"I'm fine, let's go back and meet Lu Han, he should be off work soon."
……
After enjoying the incense, Lu Han fled from the back door of the Judgment Temple, took Zhang Shu to his temple fair, bought two goldfish, and invited courgettes to eat more than 100 skewers. Seeing that Zhang Shu was fine Interested, I took him home directly.
Fortunately, Zhang Shu lives in an old house left over from the Qing Dynasty. There are flower pots, pomegranate trees, and tea tanks. The two of them cleaned up the fish tanks that had dried up for a long time, and kept two goldfish in them.
"Huh, it's finally over."
In the past few days, Qiu Huo came back again. Lu Han was wearing a hurdle vest and big pants, and he was sitting still on the rocking chair fanning cattail leaf, pointing to the big fish tank.
"When I'm not at home, don't do that yourself."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"Hey, it's time to unload the goods, don't stretch yourself."
"...!"
Zhang Shu was also a little tired at first, sitting face to face with Lu Han in the rocking chair to enjoy the cool, when he heard his words, he suddenly remembered something.
"Lu Han, accompany me to check tomorrow."
"Huh? What's the matter? Is there something wrong?"
"The broad bean...hasn't moved for a few days?"
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