Laid-off Judge Reemployment

Chapter 142 Learning Ability

Cucumber is pregnant.

Lu Han's face was full of confusion.

Are you kidding me?Just about to investigate the case, she is on maternity leave at this time.

But he was really happy for Hu Guafu, after all, Liu Ling had waited so long before finally letting the little fox give birth willingly.

"What are you willing to do? Are you just being annoyed by the fuck? I don't understand. A loli in the world can scare you like that? When you became a fairy, her ancestors were still wearing crotch pants."

At the moment, Hu Gua and Liu Ling are sitting in the living room of Zhang Shu's house, and they come to ask for leave and ask how Lu Han's case is going.

Although Hu Gua said so, the little fox was very angry. He still gave Liu Ling a lot of face when he returned to his mother-in-law's house, but he didn't dare to show it in front of her mother-in-law. I found that the broom and dustpan at home were changing by myself, and I wondered if I would faint directly.

Recently, Ms. Liu may have had menopausal syndrome finally broke out. She babbled in front of the young couple all day long. Everything would involve broad beans, and she praised the little guy like a flower. Hugua was afraid of procrastinating like this. After a few days, Mother Liu's various indicators soared, so she took the broad beans home to raise, but what to do, she had to let Liu Ling spread the word that they planned to adopt a child, and Hu Gua would be responsible for hiding the baby at home.

The fox's fertility is super strong. If you don't use magic contraception, you can conceive at one time and give birth to more than a dozen cubs at most. However, the Tu Shan family has been mixed with humans for a long time, so the ability is not so strong. Back then, Princess Tu Shan's marriage was a big one. King Yu only gave birth to one heir, and in Hugua's generation, there is only a relatively weak lineage of Tu Shan's family, so it is not easy to conceive. Thinking of the cucumber's stomach is still quite competitive, it is said that it is there, but it is not the right time.

"Hey hey, thank you Hugua, now that I have a baby, my mother can finally stop talking about it."

"You're so naive. The next step is early childhood education, bilingual kindergartens, the affiliated primary school and the affiliated middle school key university 985211. Do you have a room in the school district? Have you hired a confinement lady? Are two nannies enough? Have you thought about it?"

Hu Gua imitated Liu's mother's tone and taught Liu Ling earnestly.

Speaking of which, Liu Ling suddenly had the urge to take him to the maternity hospital to terminate the pregnancy.

"But these are not problems, because our Tu Shan family is born with knowledge, and we can take care of ourselves after birth, hahaha, a fish-lipped human being." Hu Gua said proudly.

"Cucumba! I love you!"

"I love you twist." Hu Gua grabbed a pillow from the sofa and pressed it on Liu Ling's face, turning to Lu Han who was already in a daze.

"I'm sorry, boss, I may not be able to do strenuous exercise this time, but don't worry too much, I told Brother Nine that he will take care of the errands for me during pregnancy."

The little fox has been with Lu Han for 1000 years, and he is quite responsible. In all fairness, Brother Ninth's spells are many times higher than his. If he can be invited, he is still much better than Hugua himself.

"Isn't it appropriate?" Lu Han was a little embarrassed. After all, he was a relative of a colleague, and he couldn't come and go as soon as he was called like a courgette.

"It's okay, my ninth brother's Taoism is very good. He has acted with us a few times. I remember the breath of the master. Whenever there is danger, it will automatically appear."

"Stay for dinner?"

A few people were talking about business, Zhang Shu came in with a broad bean schoolbag on his back, seeing that it was time for dinner, he wanted to ask.

"Hey, let's go home and eat." Liu Ling said with a smile. He has been a fairy for a long time, and he really loves his family. This time he is close to home and can eat Liu's mother's handicrafts, so he doesn't want to miss the opportunity.

Hu Gua had an unlovable expression on his face, but if he married a dog, he had no choice but to agree to this doge.

"Master, let's go then, you guys should eat early too, that's the deal, Brother Ninth has already agreed."

After Liu Ling and Hugua were sent away, Lu Han started cooking, and Zhang Shu rarely came to help the cook, so he hung the broad beans directly at the door of the kitchen. It is said that if the vagina is more tainted with incense, it can quickly and fully possess the entity.

Broad Dou is very obedient, kicking his legs in the schoolbag, talking to each other from time to time.

"If Hugua is on vacation, will you go to check if the matter will go well?"

"His ninth brother promised to help, so it should be fine. After all, he is about to become a fairy, and his hardware is much better than Hugua."

"I'll go with you."

"Ouch!"

As soon as Lu Han heard Zhang Shu's words, the Zwilling kitchen knife in his hand was directly on his finger.

"...!"

The knife was very sharp. This set of kitchen utensils was a gift from Zhang Shu when he got married.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, the knife is over, alas, the flesh hurts, isn't it worth a lot of money?"

Lu Han said embarrassingly that it was brought back from Germany by Zhang Shu's old classmate, but it was cut off by his own fingers, and so on, there seems to be a language error, forget it.

"..."

Zhang Shu looked at a white mark on Lu Han's finger, and it disappeared quickly. It seemed that he was a little bit more worried.

"You yourself, can you handle it?"

"Well, don't follow me, those people are freaks like me, very tough."

"Don't say that, you're not a freak." Zhang Shu is very protective, and once recognized, he will spoil him very much.

"Hey." Lu Han scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Ah woo woo."

Just when the two wanted to kiss, the broad bean schoolbag hanging on the door twisted.

Lu Han: "..."

Zhang Shu: "..."

"Ahhh."

Broad Dou adjusted his posture and kicked his legs.

"Bava Dou and Lu Han, let's go together!"

"Wah ha ha ha ha... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Just as Lu Han put his hips on his hips and taunted him, several red dumplings flew from the direction of the broad beans and stuffed them all into Lu Han's mouth.

"No no no!"

Lu Han puffed his cheeks and hopped his feet, finally hiccupped, and vomited on the ground like a pea shooter.

"How come? It's stillborn mochi?!"

Lu Han lowered his head and looked at the small red dumplings that were wriggling on the ground. Except for the different color from the one in the meat shop, they were obviously the same stillborn mochi.

"Fava beans, what's going on?!"

Lu Han's voice was lowered, and his voice sounded a little majestic.

"Ahhh."

Broad bean lowered his head, a little scared, stretched out his meaty claws to meet his fingers.

"Bava bean's, vaginal fetus, can change, everything."

"..."

Lu Han rolled his eyes. He has poor reading comprehension skills, and he doesn't quite understand the meaning of broad beans.

"That's what happened."

Zhang Shu nodded, as if he understood.

"what's up?"

"Fava Dou has mastered the power of Honggu, which is the learning ability that should belong to newborns, but has not been released."

Zhang Shu's thoughts were meticulous, and he thought of the events of the previous few days, and immediately sorted out the cause and effect relationship.

Broad beans were attacked by stillborn mochi, and children subconsciously remembered this crisis, and through the superior learning and imitation ability of newborns compared to adults, they transformed some of their little ghost soldiers into stillborn mochi look.

"Uh, can you speak modern Chinese? Of course, it would be best if you can speak Song Dynasty Mandarin."

Lu Han still said in a daze.

"..."

Zhang Shu patted his head resignedly, sometimes he felt that he was all-round and exquisite, why sometimes his IQ was off the mark?

"Don't you understand? The most terrifying thing about Broad Bean's little ghost soldiers is not their resentment that they haven't opened their eyes, but their ability to accept everything and imitate everything as newborns."

"Is it really that powerful?"

Lu Han stared at the broad bean schoolbag hanging on the door with his round almond eyes.

The little guy also stared wide-eyed, looking back at him, as if he didn't know what his parents were talking about, after all, he still couldn't understand a very logical conversation.

"Bavadou, change to the Liaoning and come out to have a look... Mmmmmmm."

This time, Lu Han was stuffed into his mouth by the mung bean cake picked up by Zhang Shu, and he was speechless.

……

"Favadou, change to f two liang."

"Ah woohoo!"

Teased by the chicken leg in Lu Han's hand, the little guy sat on the baby seat, staring hard at the military program on the TV in front of the coffee table, watching the world's most advanced handjob, and kept trying.

"Lu Han, didn't I tell you not to tease him?"

Zhang Shu turned off the TV angrily, took the chicken leg from Lu Han's hand, and stuffed it into Broad Bean's pouting lips.

When the child had chicken legs, he suddenly forgot about the fighter jet and started gnawing on it.

"His knowledge reserve is not there, how can he copy it, and these complicated spells will definitely consume the child's energy, don't tease him like this."

Zhang Shu supported his forehead and said, he always felt that he was raising two brothers, it was so similar.

"Oh, then I get it. Hehe, I thought those vassal nations are so arrogant now, so it would be nice to conjure up some to support the nation."

Lu Han was born in the army. Although times have changed, his patriotic enthusiasm is still very high.

"Now the world pattern has changed, you need me to say it a few times to understand, if one day there really is f Liangliang in our yard, you will be the first one to be handed over to the country!"

"……,Oh."

"belch!"

Broad bean finished eating the chicken leg and belched contentedly.

"Bava Dou, Lu Han, let's go together and beat the bad guys!"

The child sat on the baby seat, kicked his legs, and looked confident.

"Ahaha..." Lu Han was about to start the group mocking mode, when he suddenly covered his mouth like a conditioned reflex, and rolled his eyes.

"Huh? Actually..."

"Don't even think about it," Zhang Shu said.