novelsmap Chapter 13 Rewards and Punishments
Chapter 13 Rewards and Punishments
First Young Master Li yelled for a long time, panting, sweating, and finally stopped cursing.After two lifetimes of experience in circles in hell, he was more or less careful thinking about it. While cursing, he observed the reaction of the bastard Zhong Ke, and more than half of his mind was concentrated on the constantly flowing subtitles.
In his mind, Zhong Ke didn't respond to his scolding, and the fake Daxian didn't seem to have any furious attempt to kill him with a thunderbolt. Li Xian's heartstrings, which had been raised for a long time, finally relaxed a lot quietly, and carefully discerned those "simplified characters": "Negotiation, Temptation, exchange, electricity, function, secret recipe..."
My heart skipped a beat, and I felt the intentions of these brats, hehe, is being a grandpa so easy to coax?
Li Xian rolled his eyes in disdain, and secretly figured out what conditions he would need in order to get a good one. He knew everything about his family, and his temper was so violent that he was invincible. Just let him kneel down and call grandpa, everything is insignificant, it's a big deal to be able to live!
A man can bend and stretch, not to mention serving a bunch of ghosts, even if he is asked to follow the surname of the ghosts! ... As long as he can live, save the lives of his relatives, live to take back those who owe him, as for what he owes, ahem, how can I remember so many things like this?
[Since you recognize me, we are old acquaintances, so we won't talk about those nonsense anymore. 】
Since Zhong Ke discovered the small world, he has been live broadcasting in a small black house for a few years, and the star coins he earned are barely enough to buy nutritional supplements for life. Although there are many opportunities to discover the small world, they are shared among the average number of people. It can be regarded as only one in thousands of miles!Originally, there were quite a few viewers who liked to watch the customs of different worlds, but it was too unlucky for him to swipe.
After finally getting the second pass, he was determined to earn a lot of money. He was not too thick-skinned, but he had already trained to be stronger and tougher than the superalloy shell of the patrol starship.
[Old acquaintance, don't say I don't take care of you, this time is really a rare opportunity in a thousand years! ] Zhong Ke followed the strategy of the audience and started to fool around.
Li Xian said that he scoffed at this!What kind of chance, ghosts don't believe it, okay? !
【Nah!Let me explain it to you!Buddhism has 33 heavens, Taoism has 36 heavens, do you know? 】
Although Li Xian showed disdain, his ears perked up, huh?What this said seems to have a little meaning, it doesn't seem like a nonsense coaxing speech.
[Everyone and I, that fellow Taoist, is from the 33rd layer of heaven, a stranger from outside the world. In my previous life, I went down to earth and experienced calamities, and I don’t want to have a bad relationship with you...]
[Hahaha, Dao, Fellow Daoist!Is this how fellow daoists use it?Be careful, anchor, Sanqing will settle accounts with you at night! ]{flowers x50}
[I witnessed the occurrence of a "bad fate", as if a tragedy was about to be staged...] {Pearl Tears X100}
[Thank you fellow daoist for the reward! ] Zhong Ke just pretended not to hear the audience's ridicule, and devoted himself to explaining the nine truths and one falsehood in a way that the natives can understand. When negotiating, you must first dispel the resistance of the other party, and then subtly influence it to give some sweetness. Let the hooked fish automatically and consciously realize the wishes of the guests, win-win, perfect!
Zhong Ke swiped the screen in Li Xian's mind again: [When I say this, you should also understand why I said you are full of evil, right?The name of the Kyoto Vicious Dog, hehehe!Even I, who has lived in prison for a long time, have admired him for a long time, not to mention that you have offended Emperor Yuanhe and General Zhong to the death, and made your own family ruined and people hate dogs. I guess you left that small black room, cough, black prison After that, it probably didn't end well, did it? 】
Li Xian sneered, and remained silent, he was "full of evil", this bastard said he was a stranger 33 days away, and he didn't see where Gao Ming went, what happened to the world, he was picked up by Zhou Dun and locked up in a black prison Tortured and tortured, how can he use any supernatural powers?On the other hand, sleeping skills and nagging skills are very good.
Since it is said to be so powerful, why not save yourself from the sea of suffering first?It is even more "wonderful" to be in this life, and "die" several years earlier than the previous life.
[Since I have lived in the mortal world, all kinds of otherworldly supernatural powers are limited, and I can't use them all. That's why I ended up in a black prison like you back then.Think about it, if I hadn't possessed a rare treasure, knew all kinds of secret methods, and accidentally revealed to Zhou Dun, why would he have to deal with me, a beggar, as a majestic prince?Trying every means to set up my secret technique? 】
This is true, Li Xian thinks about the past, and knows that this unusual inmate possesses thaumaturgy, according to what he said, it makes sense.
[I will not hide it from you now, my magic weapon that has gone through many calamities accidentally fell into your head today, unless your life is over, this thing will definitely not be able to move. 】In fact, assuming that once Li Xian dies, this nerve anchor point will be abolished, and the interstellar world and this small world will really be completely severed and there will be no chance of reconnection, unless Li Xian can voluntarily peel off and transfer the nerve anchor point when Li Xian is dying, these secrets Naturally, the broadcaster cannot disclose it to the indigenous negotiating counterparts.
Li Xian pondered for a moment, and asked: "Who are those people who are floating in front of my eyes? Could it be the ghosts who lived with you?"
[What?Treat us like ghosts, Xiao Ke, shock him! ]
[I'll go, a nest, this kid really can figure it out! ]
The live broadcast room has a phonetic literal translation system. Although Li Xian's words and grammar are very old, and there are some weird accents, but in front of the interstellar live broadcast room that can translate thousands of alien languages, everything is floating clouds. There is no need to worry about language barriers. If you want to listen to the literal translation, you can listen to the literal translation, and if you want to watch the subtitles, there is no problem listening to the original ecology.
Zhong Ke ignored the grumpy audience clamoring for an electric shock, and replied: [My fellow Taoists are actually masters from different worlds. In my spare time, I can use the magic weapon in your mind to observe this world through your eyes. The world, the body is not in your head, what floats in front of your eyes is just a magic weapon to record their words, which is invisible to outsiders except you.If you can be appreciated by the masters, all kinds of great benefits you can't even think of, such as physical fitness, wealth, thunder and lightning, and all kinds of strange methods can be taught to you, how about it? 】
Li Xian was a little moved, but he also knew that he might not be able to get out of this thing in his head for a while. The strange method sounds wonderful, but he doesn't know what he should give in exchange?Ever since he died, he never believed in the fact that the pie fell in the sky. Even if it rained cakes, it was probably mixed with poison.
"What do you and the Master want me to do?"
Zhong Ke chuckled, knowing that the fish was hooked, he hurriedly said: [It's not difficult, it's not difficult, the masters don't need wealth, fame and fortune in the world, they only like the beauty of the world, and enjoy the secular world.As long as you can travel to interesting places in the world according to people's preferences, it's enough to experience more interesting things! 】
"It's that simple?" Li Xian didn't believe it at all.
【Well, the Venerable Master will probably have some requirements for your words and deeds. If you are too offensive or outrageous, the Venerable Master will also give you an electric shock punishment, just like Shicai. 】
"Just like before!" Li Xian gritted his teeth in hatred as he thought of being "shocked" by the electric shock just now.
That being said, it's not impossible to deal with these masters for a while...
"Could it be that you are peeping at me day and night through this, this 'magic weapon'? Don't look at evil, don't listen to evil, don't the masters understand?!"
[No, no, our live broadcast, heck, there is also a time slot for the Venerable Master to watch the world, we can discuss this, set a time slot every day, or you can choose to open it when there are important things and beautiful scenery, it is easy to discuss...]
When Li Xian was racking his brains, trying to bargain with that bastard and his superiors, there was a knock on the door, and Shiping whispered anxiously outside the door: "Young master, young master? Don't dare to disturb, it's true, the one you bought back has a high fever, if you don't care about it, I'm afraid you won't be able to survive it, you see?"
Li Xian was taken aback, then became angry, why did I buy it back?Who did I buy?It also comes with a nest of aliens!etc!
"...Since that's the case, take this Zhong Er back to your residence! I'll make up for the missing money for you." Zhou Dun suddenly remembered what he said to him when he was seeing him off at the store. I didn't care, didn't I think that this would be forced to come to my door?
Li Xian was so angry that his nose was almost crooked. As for Zhong Er, he committed crimes in his previous life. He just wanted to see a joke in this life. Who wants to buy this thing and go home?A big man can make a temper tantrum, is Mr. Li short of those little money? !Hurry up and throw out the culprit who caused the trouble. It's a serious matter. Whether he dies or not, the uncle can't take care of himself.At worst, there is still a nest of general waste materials that can be topped up, and it will take a few years for the Turkic barbarians to cut them down one by one!
"Get out..." Li Xian drank angrily for a while, and suddenly a loud roar came from his mind: [Slow down! 】
He was so frightened that he choked back half of his words.
[Ah ah ah!My black armor ghost!The second idol who can compete with General Chen Guobaipao Qingze, is this going to die?Anchor, save someone! ]
[Tsk tsk tsk, "Millions of strong troops hide from black armor, thousands of horses hide from white robes." This is halfway there. ]
[Where is the Zhong family army? !It's time for me to serve the Great General. Crowdfunding millions, if you don't dare to save me, Great General Zhong, you'll beat that kid to death! ]
[Calm down, calm down!Ladies and gentlemen, the matter is urgent. I won't say much about the illegal excessive harm to the natives without reason.In this way, we will follow the boss's suggestion to redeem points, reward good and punish evil, stick carrots together, and don't worry about this kid not obediently saving General Zhong. 】
When the audience was talking nonsense, the anchor had already given full play to his professional qualities, combined with everyone's suggestions, combined with psychology, and used AI design to come up with the "Score System of Rewarding Good and Punishing Evil" and even applied for the speed of light to reprint the design of the technology tree in the XXX game. copyright.
【Hey!Li Xian looks! ] Zhong Ke yelled, and with a touch of thought, a three-dimensional seedling projected silently jumped in front of the native Li Xian.
This cute little tree adopts cute two-dimensional design elements. The tender trunk is engraved with four orthodox ancient clerical scripts of "rewarding good and punishing evil". Below is a smooth display board with a line written Words: [Task 500, rescue Zhongheng and help him recover. ([-] reward points, task time: within two months.)]
There are two trembling buds on the top of the small tree, one is inlaid with two slightly concave official script characters "medicine", and the small characters behind it are marked: 200 points to open; the other is "fitness", also 200 points open.There are still many buds on the top of the branches of the small tree. It seems that they will not grow until these two leaves grow up.
Li Xian was startled, and hurriedly looked around, but fortunately, he was the only one in the room and no one else saw him.
Yes, this tree is different from the words floating in front of his eyes. Those words seem to float in front of his eyes, and the people around him turn a blind eye to them; but this "tree"... Li Xian walked a few steps closer, then walked a few steps further, Turning around and watching carefully, it looks like a real living thing, but it is suspended in the air at half the height of a person, with bright colors like life, but you can see the table on the opposite side through it.
This is a real "treasure from another world" that can be seen.
"What is this?"
【You ask the servant to wait first, and you decide how to proceed after I finish speaking. 】
Li Xian looked at the "treasure tree" and said solemnly: "Okay."
Then he shouted: "Shi Ping, just wait."