novelsmap Chapter 16
Chapter 16
Ni Bodhisattva cleaned himself up and down, and put on a new gray gown. Although the sores on his face were still terrible, the aura of being a generation of masters came out.
He looked in the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, and couldn't help but sneered.
"Mud Bodhisattva, mud Bodhisattva... After so many years, you still can't let go of this world of mortals..." He said softly to himself in the mirror, then turned around and walked to the table behind the screen, put it on The white boxer briefs he was wearing were carefully folded up.
The underwear was handed over to him by Qi Ning. While handing it over to him, he also told him how to wear it and what effect it has. At the same time, Qi Ning also gave him a task...
A not very difficult task.
"Whatever you can do in the future will depend on you." The mud bodhisattva said to the folded underwear, and then put it away.
Opening the small box next to him, there were neatly stacked underwear inside, and he was also wearing a pair of underwear.It has to be said that wearing this kind of underwear, which is called underwear, feels like being restrained, but it does play a certain role in fixing it, making it more convenient for people to move.
After putting away the underwear, there was a knock on the door. Eunuch Fu opened the door and walked in. He looked up and down the Ni Bodhisattva, nodded and said, "Sure enough, people rely on clothes and horses. You look really good now."
The mud bodhisattva had a bewildered smile on his face and said: "This is all the nobleman's value."
Eunuch Fu showed a satisfied smile, feeling that although the clay bodhisattva is a charlatan and some things are unreliable, but this mouth is really good at saying, "Since I am grateful for the importance of the master, I should take good care of the master. Clean up a little For a moment, follow me to the front hall, the leader Xiong Ba is here, but he wants to see you by name."
The Ni Bodhisattva agreed, followed Eunuch Fu to the front hall, and then saw Qi Ning and Xiong Ba sitting there drinking tea.
The last time Ni Bodhisattva saw Xiongba was ten years ago. At that time, Xiongba was already domineering and unstoppable, and now it has become a climate, making people want to retreat when they look at it.But Qi Ning, who was sitting next to Xiongba, was not overwhelmed by Xiongba's aura at all, and looked very at ease.
The mud bodhisattva stepped forward to salute Qi Ning and Xiongba, and called out: "Young Master Qi, the leader of Xiongba's clan."
Xiongba slowly put down the teacup in his hand, his eyes fixed on the mud bodhisattva without blinking, and after looking at it for a long time, he said: "There are rumors in the world that the mud bodhisattva has leaked too many secrets and developed a malignant sore on his face. real."
The mud bodhisattva raised a smile that was not much different from ten years ago, but because of the malignant sore on that face, ordinary people want to avoid it when they see it, but Xiongba and Qi Ning are not ordinary people.
"Sect Leader Xiong Ba, I haven't seen you for many years."
Xiongba laughed loudly, turned to look at Qi Ning, and said in a comforting voice, "Master Qi really took great pains to find me even the clay bodhisattva."
"It's just a coincidence." Qi Ning said politely, "My subordinate happened to have news about the clay bodhisattva. During the few days I lived in Tianxiahui, I heard that the leader of Xiongba's gang was looking for the clay bodhisattva. I waited for the Ni Bodhisattva to take a rest and tidy up, and I will meet the leader tomorrow when the leader is free, but I didn't expect the leader to come in person."
"And..." Qi Ning looked at the mud bodhisattva standing there smiling without any anxiety, "the mud bodhisattva is indeed a very talented person, if he can help me, believe that my small caravan can Avoid a lot of unnecessary trouble."
"I know Mr. Qi's intentions, Xiongba. From now on, you will be my good friend of Tianxiahui. In the future, if you walk in the rivers and lakes, you can report the name of Tianxiahui if you have anything!" Xiongba waved his hand boldly, "But Now I still have some things I want to talk about with Ni Bodhisattva, so I will leave for the time being."
Qi Ning stood up and raised his hand, "The master Xiongba takes care of everything every day, so Qi won't stay any longer, please."
Ni Bodhisattva left behind Xiongba, but was carried when he came back.
On the gray gown that he just put on, a lot of blood was sprayed by the mud bodhisattva.However, although the mud bodhisattva was covered in blood, the smile on his face was always there.
He saw Qi Ning who came over to look at him, he raised his hand with difficulty, and said to Qi Ning, "...to live up to... what you entrusted..."
Qi Ning nodded and asked Mr. Fu to take care of the mud bodhisattva.He continued to sit in the pavilion in the garden, listening to Kalubi playing the harp.
A harp is a musical instrument that looks a bit like a harp, with a wide range of sound and beautiful timbre, whether it is a large harp on the ground or a harp held in your arms.
The harp was produced by Kalubi, which surprised Qining. What was even more surprising was that Kalubi could play the harp, and he played it very well.
Kalubi said that the name of this harp is "Boundless Wonderful Voice".
After Kalubi finished playing the song, Eunuch Fu, who was waiting not far away, stepped forward and said, "The injury on Ni Bodhisattva's body is not serious, as long as he is healthy and recuperating." After speaking, Eunuch Fu took out a piece of paper from his arms. The paper with handwriting was handed over to Qi Ning, who took it and stepped aside.
Qi Ning unfolded this piece of paper, on which was written the conversation between Ni Bodhisattva and Xiongba.
After Qi Ning brought back the naked Bodhisattva, he knew that Xiongba would come to find the Bodhisattva in a short time, so there were some things that Qi Ning had explained clearly to the Bodhisattva in advance, and the Bodhisattva was very willing to help him. Ning to serve.
The Ni Bodhisattva sees very clearly that Qi Ning is his only chance to survive.
The task that Qi Ning gave to Mud Bodhisattva is very simple, it is to let Mud Bodhisattva sell underwear.
In Tianxiahui, although only Xiongba has the label of BOSS on his head, Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng will definitely become BOSS in the future.Even Xiongba made him wear underwear, so there was no reason why he would leave Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng alone.
It's just that Tianxiahui seems to be calm on the surface, but the relationship between Xiongba and Nie Feng is inexplicably tense.Especially after Kong Ci's incident, even if Qi Ning wanted to send the underwear to Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun, they would not accept it.
Therefore, Qi Ning finds another way and asks Ni Bodhisattva to persuade Xiongba to force Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun to wear underwear.
This doesn't contradict much with Qi Ning's desire to shake the world.
Qi Ning didn't say what exactly the mud bodhisattva should do, but the mud bodhisattva completed the task very smoothly.
He didn't do anything, but for Xiongba, he unraveled the formation of the universe and moved the five elements of the big treasure box, and got Xiongba's unfavorable comments in the second half of his life-the Nine Heavens and Dragons are shaking the sky, and the wind and clouds will swim in shallow water-it is Cheng There are also situations, and there are also situations in defeat.
When Xiong Ba was furious, Ni Bodhisattva said: "Don't be angry with the leader, this situation can be broken."
Xiong Ba, who looked very scary, asked softly, "Oh? Then how do we break it?"
The Ni Bodhisattva who was slapped by Xiongba got up, and took out a pair of flamboyant purple men's bullet underwear from his arms, "Just... just let them wear the underwear."
Ordinary underwear has no special effect, of course, but the underwear taken out by the mud bodhisattva is no longer ordinary underwear.
Coupled with the ability of the mud bodhisattva, Xiong Ba finally believed in the words of the mud bodhisattva.
As long as Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun wear the sexy purple bullet underwear treated by the mud bodhisattva for a long time, they can confuse Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun, making them forget that Xiongba killed their family's family feud, and will not join hands to avenge Xiongba; As long as Nie Feng and Bu Jingyun are wearing this pair of underwear, they will never join hands. If it's just Nie Feng or Bu Jingyun, neither of them can defeat Xiongba.
No matter how credible this set of rhetoric is, anyway, Xiong Ba believed it.After all, from Xiongba's point of view, the life of the Ni Bodhisattva is in his hands. If the Ni Bodhisattva lies, he can kill the Ni Bodhisattva at any time.Even better, Ni Bodhisattva is a person who cherishes his own life very much, so he will not lie about such things.
After reading the contents of the paper, Qi Ning folded the paper and burned it with fire.
Watching the paper turn into black powder and being blown away by the wind, Qining turned his head to look at Kalubi who had been sitting quietly beside him with a smile and said, "Kalubi's konghou sounds very nice."
Kalubi hugged the harp, pressed his fingertips on the strings, his cheeks were slightly red, and he said softly: "Next time I will play the huqin for you."
"Okay." Qi Ning responded, "But... we should also bid farewell to Xiongba and leave Tianxiahui."
On the night when Xiongba found Ni Bodhisattva, Qi Ning heard Mimi's system prompt: "Nie Feng changed his underwear for more than 10 minutes, you will get X1 attribute points of the heartthrob; Bu Jingyun changed his underwear for more than 10 minutes, you will get Heartthrob attribute point X1."