An actor who cannot become an Internet celebrity is not a good priest

Chapter 17

The decoration of this apartment is simple and elegant, with black and white tones, and it is deserted and abstinent.

Clothes were scattered messily on the dark wooden floor of the bedroom. Lu Yuyang's trousers and a black skirt with complicated styles were piled up beside the bed, and the trouser legs were pressed under the sleeves, which looked quite entangled.

The hangover headache left by Chu Huaiyuan made Lu Yuyang unable to recover for a long time. He stared blankly at the slender sunlight shining on his fingertips through the gap in the curtains, and the sound of splashing water coming from the closed bathroom door. His cochlea was infinitely magnified, and he seemed to be able to see every move of the person inside just by listening to the changes in the sound of the water.

Grab a cup, fetch water, brush your teeth...

What happened last night is really terrible in retrospect. That bastard Chu Huaiyuan didn’t know how much he drank. After drinking enough, he was satisfied. He stretched his legs and returned his drunken body to him. Poor Lu Yuyang returned to consciousness. In a mess, struggling to open my blurred eyes but couldn't find Bei at all.

After that, the following fragments were scattered.

Lu Yuyang remembered that he was paralyzed on the sofa for a long time before he pulled out his cell phone and made a call. He didn't know who to call, and he didn't know what he muttered when he got through. come over.

The light in the bar was too dim, Lu Yuyang couldn't see the other person's face clearly, the man didn't seem to speak, and walked straight towards him with Lu Li's light on his back.

Drunkards are always weak, boneless and lifeless, and Lu Yuyang is no exception, completely turned into a puddle of mud.The man was strong enough to pick him up with one hand, half dragged and half hugged him on his shoulder and left "Sheng Ge".

Then he leaned back in the car and wobbled. It seemed that after getting out of the car, he hugged the other person's legs and vomited. I don't remember clearly whether he vomited on him. Anyway, he was wearing those shiny black round-toed leather shoes. Did not forget.

Also, good legs...

Lu Yuyang leaned tiredly against the head of the bed, frowned and closed his eyes for a nap.His head was in severe pain, and there seemed to be two little men standing on both sides of his temples, and they were smashing desperately with a small hammer, causing his temples to twitch.

"Cuckoo", the roller of the glass sliding door of the shower room made a slight sound, followed by another "click", and the bathroom door opened.

Lu Yuyang, who was immersed in the memories of the hangover, trembled all over, opened his eyes suddenly, and turned his face away after a pause.

The person who came out of the bathroom was wearing dark blue cotton home clothes. A few small drops of water dripped from the delicate white collarbone at the V-neck, and slid from the collarbone into his chest with the movement of his head.Lu Yuyang glanced down subconsciously, and then turned back calmly.

The long black hair was slightly disheveled, and the eyebrows of Juanxiu, who were half-covered by bangs, frowned slightly, and met Lu Yuyang's scrutinizing gaze, and the man said: "Come and help me."

Lu Yuyang didn't move, he looked at the other person fixedly, he was silent for a moment, his eyes narrowed a little, he raised his lips and gave a pleasant smile, bent one leg, raised one arm to rest on his knee, rested his chin with one hand, and streamed He whistled in a flustered manner: "In the early days, seeing once is better than hearing a hundred things."

Hearing this, the man put down the fingers wrapped around the hair on the top of his head, and gently flicked his long hair, revealing the pale eyes under the covers, and the thin lips that seemed cold and not easy to get close to, the thin lips were lightly parted, and the voice was thin Liang, spat out a string of inappropriate numbers: "666?"

Lu Yuyang was a little surprised, and raised his eyebrows lightly: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"It's not nonsense, I guessed."

Lu Yuyang smiled, straddled his long legs, barefoot, and didn't care that he was wearing a pair of big pants, got out of bed and walked slowly to the man, leaned against the wall facing him, and said in a frivolous tone: "So Is there any basis for saying it, Daoist Xu?"

"Yes." As he spoke, Lu Yuyang said "huh?" with great interest, Xu Qingchu looked at him indifferently, and added, "If not, your first reaction would not be so Call me, and it just so happens that your surname is Lu."

The Chinese character for 6 is capitalized as Lu, which is purely a convenience for Lu Yuyang when he decided on the nicknames of various platforms. It is unthinkable that they can be linked together by him.

"I always thought I was the only one paying attention to you." Lu Yuyang's smile deepened, with a hint of complacency, "I didn't expect it to be double arrows."

What Lu Yuyang didn't expect was that Xu Qingchu didn't deny it, but nodded frankly: "Every time I try to change my outfit, you can recognize it, so I just remember it. I knew it was you when you called me just now." gone."

Remember, it's you.

It was a little hot to hear these words.

Lu Yuyang, who belatedly felt that it was inappropriate for him to stand naked in front of Daoist Xu who was ascetic and ascetic, coughed and tried to talk about him: "Hey, I threw up last night? Did you take off your clothes? "

"Well, I also took your bath."

Lu Yuyang, who suddenly found out that the color of his underwear was wrong, looked embarrassed: "...Oh, thank you."

"You're welcome." Xu Qingchu said, and suddenly squatted in front of Lu Yuyang, took his hand and placed it on her head.

Feeling the temperature of his palm, Lu Yuyang was stunned for three seconds, reacted slowly, thought he was going with the flow and gently rubbed his head up and down, thinking to himself: I have refreshed my three views again, Daoist Xu who is pure-hearted and ascetic has such a hobby!

"what are you doing?"

Xu Qingchu's cool voice came, and Lu Yuyang met his raised clear eyes. The puzzlement in his eyes made him wake up immediately, and he realized that he might have made a mistake. He said dryly, "Haha". Where did you buy this wig, it's black, bright and shiny, and it feels great!"

"The clothes and wigs were brought by Ke Cheng." Xu Qingchu said, stretched out his hand and pushed open the sliding door of the closet beside him, pointing to a cabinet of strange clothes and wigs of various colors and styles, and said quite generously, "Which one do you like?" ?give you."

Lu Yuyang's gaze slid over, and his eyes widened slightly.

Little dinosaur doll costumes, little devil fairy skirts, tight-fitting night clothes...

This cabinet is really all-inclusive!

The corners of Lu Yuyang's eyes twitched twice, feeling that his eyes were a little hot, he pinched the bridge of his nose, with a complicated expression: "Have you worn all of these?"

"Well, I can't be recognized." Xu Qingchu pursed her lips and added, "It will be very troublesome."

"So you pay attention to my nickname because you are afraid that I will recognize you as actor Xu?"

Seeing Xu Qingchu nodding, Lu Yuyang's eyes were a bit subtle. He didn't follow stars, and he didn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry. Before meeting Xu Qingchu head-on, he only knew Xu Qingchu from the TV commercials. The day he passed away and was called back, so the Internet celebrity Chuchu has never been connected with Xu Dayingdi.Although when he first met at Yaocheng University, he felt that the eyes of the two were very similar for a moment, but he didn't think about it any further. If he hadn't met today, Taoist Xu would still be Xu Yingdi, and Chuchu would still be just the white moonlight in his heart. .

In this way, I am a little tangled, should I chase after it?

Seeing that Lu Yuyang fell silent suddenly, and stared straight at him without speaking, Xu Qingchu quickly understood, and said in a very natural tone: "Like me this? It's stuck, help me take it off, and give it to you."

"I'm not... okay." Lu Yuyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and always felt that Xu Qingchu would think that he was embarrassed to accept it, but it would become more and more black, so let's keep it as a souvenir.

After taking off the wig, Xu Qingchu seemed to be relieved. He turned around and went into the bathroom. He came back after thinking of something, picked up the wig in Lu Yuyang's hand, and carefully put it on his head. After a while, I said seriously: "You are not suitable, I suggest not to wear it when going out."

Lu Yuyang: "..."

After doubting his life for three seconds, Xu Qingchu walked away, and Lu Yuyang bent down to pick up the clothes on the ground. When he got up, his eyes fell on the messy bed. Two steps in front of Xu Qingchu, who had just entered the shower room, raised his hand against the wall, trapping him between his chest and the glass of the shower room, facing this slightly puzzled face, gritted his teeth, and asked: "What happened last night?" Did we sleep together?"

In fact, he wanted to say "get lost", but he was still embarrassed to face Daoist Xu.

Xu Qingchu didn't hesitate: "Yes."

"I know there's only one bed in your house, so why don't you throw me on the sofa like Ke Cheng?"

"You said you won't sleep on the sofa," Xu Qingchu continued after pursing her lips, "I won't sleep either."

Powerless to refute, the picture that just appeared in his mind was frozen in front of his eyes at this moment, Lu Yuyang squinted his eyes, Xu Qingchu didn't look so innocent.

Thinking of this, Lu Yuyang couldn't help curling his lips: "I was hugged by you, you saw her body, and slept all night under the quilt. Should Daoist Xu be responsible?"

As expected, Xu Qingchu didn't even raise an eyebrow. He said calmly, "When you're drunk, your memory will short-circuit, and you won't remember anything when you wake up. Do you want to try it?"

As soon as the words entered his ears, the picture in Lu Yuyang's memory jumped, not only the coloring but also the sound dubbing.

That was what Lu Yuyang said when Xu Qingchu forced himself into the bathroom wall last night.

Lu Yuyang's face froze, unexpectedly, Xu Qingchu took a step forward and trapped Lu Yuyang, tilted his head slightly to catch his avoiding gaze, and said softly: "You are the one who said this, and you are the one who wants to try."

Unavoidable, Lu Yuyang suddenly felt that his wolf's tail was trampled hard, and the two sides were silent, he couldn't help laughing, and looked at Xu Qingchu generously: "I'm still the one who kisses you, right here."

Xu Qingchu's eyes drooped and fell on Lu Yuyang's lips. With just one glance, he took two steps back, still unable to see any emotional change: "Yes."

The teasing failed, Lu Yuyang smiled indifferently: "Sorry, I drank too much last night, I..."

"Scumbag."

Lu Yuyang was stunned: "...what?"

***

Walking out of Xu Qingchu's apartment, the corners of Lu Yuyang's mouth curled up so much that he could hang two loads of flowers. It was a spring breeze that covered his face with peach blossoms. He hummed a song and walked to his door in two steps.

As soon as the door was opened, a scorching heat wave hit his face suddenly, Lu Yuyang was startled, and took two steps back to call the fire department.

I didn't expect to look again, but saw that there was no fire in the apartment, and the sensitive smoke alarm did not move. This is strange. Not to mention that the weather has begun to cool down. With the house exposed to the sun like this, the heat that can quickly fry eggs is really weird.

Lu Yuyang immediately became vigilant and quietly walked into the apartment.

"Zilla~" With the sound of food being put into hot oil, the smell of fried eggs entered Lu Yuyang's nose. Lu Yuyang was stunned, and rushed into the living room, seeing the scene in the hall, he was completely stunned .

I saw several sheets of square tinfoil spread on the marble coffee table, each of which was brushed with oil, and a golden poached egg was lying on one of the tinfoils. The egg liquid has condensed into several thin white edges.

The girl sitting cross-legged by the coffee table is Lin Lin. She is wearing a fitness vest with her belly button exposed on her upper body, and a pair of hot pants on her lower body. She holds a can of Coke in her left hand and a handful of Flammulina velutipes in her right hand. She is as comfortable as she wants.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, she raised her head and stared at Lu Yuyang vigilantly for a long time, as if judging that the guy from yesterday was not there, she changed her face instantly, her big eyes flickering, and she smiled harmlessly: "It's been a long time since I ate like this, Yuyang, Do you have sausage?"

Lu Yuyang touched the beads of sweat that had slipped from his temples, and forced a smile: "Miss Lin, how did you do it?"

Lin Lin spread Flammulina velutipes flat on the tin foil, took a sip of Coke, hiccupped, and shook her head innocently: "I'm not capable of that."

"That's... Ah Yuan?"

Lin Lin pointed in the direction of Lu Yuyang's bedroom: "The man took you away yesterday, and he couldn't detect where you were. He was angry all night and continued to heat up. It's thanks to me that I controlled it properly, otherwise the next door would suffer too."

After entering the room for a while, Lu Yuyang's back was already soaked. He walked outside the bedroom, took a deep breath, and raised his hand to open the door, but when his hand touched the doorknob, it was scalded by the high temperature. He "hissed" With a sound, he withdrew his hand, went to find a piece of cloth to wrap it, and opened the door.

Pushing the door open, one could see a small figure squatting in the corner with his back to the door. As the source of heat, the air around A Yuan was visibly distorted by the naked eye.

The temperature in the bedroom was higher than the outside, Lu Yuyang gritted his teeth and walked over, but couldn't get close, so he could only squat down ten steps away from A Yuan, and said softly: "A Yuan, I am different from Lin Lin, let's continue to bake." It's ready."

Ah Yuan was stunned, the heat on his body slowly dissipated, and seeing the air around him gradually calm down, Lu Yuyang heaved a sigh of relief, got up and turned on the air conditioner to cool down, walked back to squat down beside him, and said with a smile: "Sorry, let you I'm worried."

"He's not an ordinary ghost." A Yuan raised his face, stared into Lu Yuyang's eyes, his eyes were full of self-blame, "I can't protect you."

Lu Yuyang rubbed his head: "Just wait until you grow up."

Seemingly thinking that Lu Yuyang's words made sense, A Yuan was silent for a while, frowning and meditating to himself: "It will be A Yuan's first growth period soon, and he will grow up by then, but Maybe not yet, what about the next growth period? Well, you can try..."

Looking at A Yuan's concentrated hair, Lu Yuyang thought to himself: According to the growth rate of a nobleman, by the next growth period, the grass on my grave will probably be two feet high.