After resigning, I switched to fortune-telling

Chapter 2

Xie Tangru said such shameless words so confidently that his father was stunned for a moment.

Excuse me!This face is even more shameless than him!

Wei Guogong suppressed the corner of his mouth, looked at Chen Shangshu, and made an inquiry: "This... If your son really considers the dog to be a father..."

Seeing that he hesitated to speak, and seemed to disagree, Chen Shangshu looked forward with hope in his eyes, hoping that Duke Wei would teach Xie Tangru a lesson.

Unexpectedly, Wei Guogong changed the subject: "Then Chen Shangshu has become my junior."

As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh out loud "hahaha".

Chen Shangshu: "..."

Chen Shangshu endured it, endured it again, the veins popped up on his forehead, gave his hapless son a hard look, suppressed his anger and said: "You can't take a child's joke seriously, Wei Guogong, people of our age don't Stop joking around like a child."

Wei Guogong smiled and said, "It's just a joke. Chen Shangshu, Beijing has always praised your Chen clan as a gentleman's family. You must know that a gentleman's words are hard to follow. How can you take back what you say so easily."

You must be the son of a bitch!

Wei Guogong thought gloatingly.

It's okay to disagree with each other on weekdays, but he came to his house early this morning to cry and quarrel him, making him think that someone surnamed Chen died, and he wanted to comfort him.As a result, the surname Chen scolded him as soon as he saw him, saying that he couldn't teach children.

Wei Guogong was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, but he didn't know what kind of asshole Xie Tangru had done outside, so he could only hold back his breath temporarily.

Unable to speak of Wei Guogong, who was full of fallacies, Chen Shangshu was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. After thinking for a moment, he pretended to say to Xie Tangru: "Nephew, you are sensible, how can you take this joke so easily..."

Xie Tangru could not escape his verbal trap, and smiled slightly: "Since your son recognizes me as a father, why don't I call Shangshu Brother Chen. Brother Chen, it is your son who is willing to call me father. I am young, and I am a father for the first time. I may not fulfill my responsibilities, but I will do my best.”

To put it bluntly, "I will try my best to be your father."

Chen Shangshu's face twitched when he heard this, and he stood up furiously and pointed at Xie Tangru.

"Shuzi is rude!"

"Hey, hello." Wei Guogong blew on his beard, "I don't like hearing what you say."

"My son is kind, but your father and son not only don't appreciate it, but come to scold you. What's the intention?! Ah?!"

Wei Guogong was born in the army, he was physically strong, and his voice was full of energy, without anger and prestige, which made Chen Shangshu and his son tremble.

Xie Tangru silently compared his father to him in his heart, and pretended to take a sip of tea while holding a teacup, completely ignoring the resentful gaze from Chen Shangshu's hapless son, Chen Huizhou.

Chen Huizhou's complexion turned pale, nine out of ten he was angered by Xie Tang.Words and sentences were squeezed out between teeth: "Brother Xie, even though I lost the bet to you that day, you still can't use this matter to humiliate me. It's a loss, a loss of grace."

It was really helpless for Chen Huizhou to call Xie Tangru his father. Under the eyes of everyone, he lost the bet and could only fulfill his promise. He thought that this matter was just a temporary humiliation, and it was over when it passed. Take it out and make a raft.

Xie Tangru felt wronged: "Mr. Chen, I didn't mean to humiliate you. Since you don't want to bring up the past, I'm not an unreasonable person. Why don't we just write off all the grievances and grievances in the past today? Never mention it again! What do you think?"

Chen Shangshu replied on his behalf: "It should be so. I thank the son for being magnanimous and not fussing about like a dog. If you bother me today, I will leave now."

Chen Shangshu looked like he didn't want to stay any longer.

After hearing his father's words, Chen Huizhou became impatient: "Father, what about my 1000 taels and Diaohao pen?"

Chen Shangshu glared at him, wishing he could beat this shameful guy to death.Crying and dragging him to Duke Wei's mansion to seek justice, not only did he lose face, even he was ridiculed by Xie Tangru as a child!

Two cold snorts came out of his nostrils: "It's a disgraceful thing, get the hell out of here."

With a flick of his sleeves, Chen Shangshu stepped out of the gate briskly.

Chen Huizhou was so scolded that he didn't dare to disobey his father's words, so he hurriedly followed. When he crossed the threshold, his feet were unsteady, and he almost fell to the ground.

Wei Guogong saw it funny, and when he had laughed enough, he remembered that Chen Shangshu had left without saying anything. Nahan said, "So what are the two of them doing here?" His son insulted him and left.

"And tell me what's going on with that little brush? What good things are you doing outside again, and I was scolded by the old man surnamed Chen this morning for implicating your father."

"It's nothing." Xie Tangru picked up the teacup and took a sip casually, moistening his throat, "It's just that he made a bet with me a few days ago and lost me 1000 taels. He insisted on giving it to me, and I don't need it. "

Wei Guogong: "So today the old man came to collect debts from his son?"

He clicked his tongue twice, "I can't afford to lose."

After losing face, I couldn't stay for a moment, and I didn't even want 1000 taels.

The old man really wants to save face and suffer.

Xie Tangru thought about it again, and added: "Oh, you even called me daddy at that time."

Wei Guogong was stunned for a moment, and then his laughter almost shook the roof down.

Xie Tangru rubbed his ears, resisting the urge to be a loyal minister and send his father to accompany the old emperor.

After laughing enough, Wei Guogong remembered that he still had a son here, and waved his hand impatiently: "It's all fine, why are you still sitting here? I don't have any elixir for you to eat here."

After blowing the tea foam, Xie Tangru said to his father unhurriedly: "Even if you have the elixir here, I wouldn't dare to eat it. Who doesn't know that the Emperor Daxing ate too many elixir practiced by Taoist priests to soar in daylight. I Such ordinary people don't want to become immortals."

He didn't show any respect to the dead old emperor in his words, and Wei Guogong didn't respond at all, he just said impatiently: "Since you don't want to eat the elixir, get out of here."

After raising such a worry-free thing, Wei Guogong felt that it was not easy for him to live to this age.

Xie Tangru sat on the chair without moving: "I almost forgot that there is something else I want to tell you."

"I have temporarily transferred the shadow guards around you."

Wei Guogong: "What are you going to do again?"

He understated: "I want to kill someone recently."

"..." Wei Guogong really couldn't figure out how he could teach such a thing properly.

"Don't play yourself to death. Get out, get out, I'm upset when I see your face."

Xie Tang rolled away satisfied.

Go ahead and continue crying to meet the old emperor, and then go to the best Yanxianlou in Beijing for dinner.

After the death of the old emperor, all kinds of lively activities in Beijing were forced to cancel, and opera singers could not make a living normally-singing lively operas is not allowed!Even the streets in central Beijing are much deserted, and only those who run restaurants can still open restaurants as usual to welcome customers from all over the world.

He found an elegant seat by the window and sat down by himself, ordered a few small dishes, and ate while listening to the luthier invited from the restaurant play a mournful tune.

Xie Tangru listened to the mournful song for a while, which seemed to be a funeral for the old emperor, and began to regret that the old emperor died at an inopportune time.Even if he wants to listen to a storyteller, he can only listen to people playing these disappointing scores.

Halfway through the meal, a group of people came over, and when they saw Xie Tangru bowed their hands, Shi Shiran put on a show and saluted, and sat down unceremoniously without waiting for Xie Tangru to speak, "Hula" surrounded the table.

"Thank you, long time no see."

Xie Tangru held the chopsticks and raised his eyelids calmly.

"I saw you a few days ago."

At that time, the news of the old emperor's death had not yet spread from the palace. Xie Tangru and the group in front of him were listening to a little song, arguing whether the storyteller in the Yanxian Building or the ventriloquist in the alley in Nancheng was better.As a result, as soon as the news of the old emperor's death came out, these people stopped listening to the songs, the crickets, and the wine. They jumped three feet away and went back to the old emperor's funeral crying.People who don't know think where the peerless loyal minister came from.

After crying for two days, I found that no one cared whether they cried or not, so I ran out to have fun again.

"Yo." A man in a blue brocade robe shook his head, "As the saying goes, not seeing each other every day is like three autumns, Ah Ru, we haven't seen each other for many autumns, isn't it not long?"

Xie Tangru knocked off his hand with a chopstick, "Speak as you speak, don't touch my leg of lamb."

He held his hand that was hurt by the beating, with tears in his eyes, and he looked distressed: "You can't even bear a leg of lamb! Do you treat your best friend like this?"

The others couldn't help laughing at his exaggerated and realistic performance.

Xie Tangru smiled coldly: "Let me first ask you what happened to Chen Huizhou?"

The person in the blue brocade robe suddenly felt guilty, shrank his neck, and looked evasively: "Well... I really didn't ask him to take his father to your house."

Another person hurriedly explained: "We were just joking, saying that Chen Huizhou was crying after losing 1000 taels, why didn't he ask his father to seek justice, I didn't expect...he actually took it seriously."

When they heard that Chen Huizhou brought his father Chen Shangshu to the door, they all felt that Chen Huizhou's thinking was beyond normal people's guess.

Another boy in a light gray wide-sleeved gown, whose face was not as weak as a crown, touched his nose, "That...Ah Ru, your father didn't do anything to you, did he?"

Xie Tang was expressionless: "He told me to get out."

Everyone: "Huh?"

"What should we do?" The man in the blue brocade robe slapped the table and stood up, "...Why don't you go to my house to avoid the limelight."

"Chen Huizhou is too gutsy. If he loses the bet, he still has to sue his father."

"Ah Ru, when the time comes, let's find a chance to beat up that kid Chen Huizhou."

"Don't be too sad. Your father just needs to calm down. You are his only son. He won't really drive you out of the house."

Several people talked to each other, leaving no room for Xie Tangru to speak at all.

Xie Tang looked at them blankly, then reached out and poured himself a glass of wine.

"Ah Ru! Don't think about drinking poison to kill yourself!" In the confusion, someone suddenly shouted, and immediately someone reached out to grab the wine glass in Xie Tangru's hand. Xie Tang subconsciously avoided it, and the hand fell. Hooked away the jade around his waist.Another person was pushed forward and bumped into that hand. The jade pendant hooked by the fingertips instantly drew an arc in the air and flew out of the window.

Xie Tangru: "..."

other people:"…………"

Xie Tangru stood up, not bothering to pay attention to these people, and leaned out to see where his pendant had fallen.

Moving his gaze down, he saw the jade pendant flying out of the air, hitting the head of a passing man in brown clothes and wearing a straw hat, rolled around and fell, and was caught in the palm of the man's hand.The other party looked at his jade pendant, and was a little confused about what happened, so he subconsciously looked up.

Just met Xie Tangru's eyes.

Seeing that the jade was intact, Xie Tang breathed a sigh of relief, lying on the window sill and waved his hand lazily.

"That's my jade pendant."

The author has something to say: I don’t know if something is wrong with me. When I wrote the last paragraph, I kept thinking about Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing (x